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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you

and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'





Of course the rest is history............!!!!





I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said “I would like to come back as a cow.” “

I said “You’re not listening.”


The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap
of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's
there.'


A Lovely Story,

One day long, long ago, there lived a beautiful woman who did not whine,
nag, bitch or drink.




But that was a long, long time ago and it was just that one day.

THE END.