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Dennis Chesterfeldt is not your ordinary patriot. "I've been fighting for the god ole' eUSA for as long as I can remember, it's just a shame that it's come down to this." Chesterfeldt, a 53 year old general of eUS Training Corps, has done tours all over the world; from Spain, to Russia, to Brazil, and even within eUSA's own boarders from time to time.

"Lately, I've been ordered to defend human rights in North Korea's territory of Poyngan, which I'm pretty sure has another Y and another G in it somewhere, but a good soldier never is to question their orders," claims Chesterfeldt, an active member of his unit. "This struggle is different though, this struggle changes things a bit. I've fought all these battles, in all these remote places, and never once left my home in the Florida Everglades. Now, all of a sudden, I've been called to serve in Colorado, and the boss man says I can't serve if I don't leave my life here behind.

That's right, through some unexplainable miracle of modern science, Chesterfeldt has been able to fight major battles from the comfort of his own couch. One may wonder if leaving his roots behind is really something that the middle-aged man would want to consider at this point in his life "Well, you know I thought about that, but moving over 1800 miles only costs about 20 bucks in gas, so I'm really not out that much if it doesn't work out.