Join the new world

So it has been a long time since I wrote my last article and It may be a long time before I write another, but first the quote of the day:

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard

Remember to lighten up once and a while, after all, this is just a game. 🙂

And now, a few jokes. Hopefully you get a chuckle out of them.

-"What do you call a lion in the circus?"

A Carny-vore

-"What bird can write underwater?"

A ball point penguin

-"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter?"

Irrelephant

-"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?"

"It's pasture bedtime!"

And finally somewhat fitting since we are a dictatorship at the moment,

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee........Free." Kappa.

That's all, I hope someone at least got a chuckle out of it. 😃