A Cat and a Pig Walk into the White House......
Day 1,106, 06:41
•
Published in USA 
•
by
•
by Battle Kitten
So I'm sitting here and I think to myself... "What the hell, let's give it another shot". PiginZen has finally convinced me to come out of political retirement and run for President. It wasn't an easy decision. Could I still handle the groupies, the drugs, the boozing, and the catnip? Can a cat and a pig turn the nation's fortune around? Can I prevent this nation from certain destruction by keeping GLaDOS away from the presidency? I like a challenge. It will be a long hard road...all the major political parties are refusing to put us in their primaries. We are fighting the power elite in this game. I know things will turn out well keep the faith and pay attention GLaDOS...this is how history is made.
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
le minazzz tox top!
This is great news, Josh! Very best luck to you!
votado
O.O
Oink. I told you so...
Frost/PiZ: No but seriously, who the hell are you guys?
go go power rangers!
I'd vote this.
lulzy campaign is...
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Votado
Voted for Kittehs
votado
A pig in white house?
shame.
´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,“¨¨*,´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@“;“;;-…
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´´´(,(**/*“¨““¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*😉;😉¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,*😉*/**/¨¨¨”¨*
´´´´,(,****.🙂*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,****😉¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/😉¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/😉¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/😉😉*¨¨*
/*😉**¨¨“\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
“,¨¨¨¨_)--“--“ /
All the best bro!
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
please be serious, Josh.
America needs serious, competent, top spot experience right now.
no pigs on the photos, no vote 😁
CG for POTUS!! Yeah!
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
kawaii president
Go kitty go (:
I don't think anyone thought y'all were serious.
I loled
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
No but seriously, who the hell are you guys? X2
Americans have forgotten you.
meow
That's a good multi-species ticket.
I like the cat : )
Let me know if you need any help, JF
Nah, Gladdos is the better choice.
Lol also PiZ your running mate? No wonder you got no major endorsements.
voted
vodka for everyone
If this is for real... I'm THERE! Keeping GLaDOS away from the presidency should be a TOP priority for ALL TRUE Americans... or what HAVE we been fighting for? America WAKE UP!
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
I came.
Please be serious.
Frost/PiZ lets go for it!
Shirley you must be joking. 😮
Vote Frost!
I enjoy you Frost... but comeonnn....
ima vote Glados but I respek u heavily
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Frost/PiZ: Stay frosty bacon.
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Do not run for President! I don't want it! You are a Commie! So please don't waste your time and our time!
Someone told me the country went down with you and the same will happen again! Please stay away from America!
Thank you Commie for dropping the ComeBack!
Meowink?
V
How the hell have people forgotten?
Frost/PiZ: Because the VP doesn't do anything anyway...
Frost/PiZ: Because leaving EDEN once wasn't enough.
CAT POWAAAAAAAAAA
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Voted
In December, things are heating up with Frosty back in Town.
Voted.
you got my vote.
Finally, someone's coming to stop Glados. Good luck Cat/Pig
Tis the season to be Frosty!