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Day 943, 20:55 • Published in USA USA • by Calebb
Modus Invictus - Vol. 1 Ed. 1

This article will serve two of the most important purposes that could ever be combined in one place. I know, "Never cross the streams." But it must be done. I must entertain you and shamelessly promote myself at the same time.

"Impossible," you say.

Let's see.

I'm running for Congress and need your vote. Here's why you should consider it!

Economy

The way I see it, our economy is one of the most dynamic in the game. There isn't anything I would change domestically. My economic stance focuses more on opening other markets and making them available to us.


Military

Let's face it. War is fun. Without war, this game wouldn't exist. And frankly, if the military had more ladies like this, I'd be have joined a long time ago. As it stands, I am a member of Easy Company Militia and enjoy it a lot, especially because of girls like Amy(above). In short, my goals for the military are simple: MORE WAR AND MORE WOMENS! Dollars don't hurt either.


Foreign Policy

I'm a Brolliance kind of guy, but that's about as far I'd like to see us go. We don't need to be in an alliance to have allies. You scratch our back, and we'll scratch yours.


Domestic Policy

The biggest problem we have in eRep is keeping the kids in school long enough to find out how much fun it can be. With the roll-out of V2, new ideas and fresh outlooks are going to be very important to hold the attention of our newest players.


If a picture is worth a thousand words, you GOTTA be tired after that! I hope I have accomplished what I set out to do. Now:
Vote for Calebb in Washington DC!
June 25th




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