OTAKU MONARCHIAL REPUBLIC OF JAPAN: OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Tohru
OTAKU MONARCHIAL REPUBLIC OF JAPAN
Declaration of Independence.
1.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, is a country created out of eJapan, by the Empress of eJapan, Tohru who find no other option, but to create this state. With the Foreigner League of Japan out in broad daylight, Japanese culture is being destroyed. The name of the state means that the state is Otaku thus following Otaku values, and is monarchial, thus having Empress. It is also a Republic for some reason, making it one step above the weird place in Greece.
2.The state is a state in a rice field. The state will return to normal land, when sushi can be accepted.
3.The state is temporarily located by the ocean. The state will return from the coast when sushi can be accepted.
4.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan is peaceful. Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan claims sovereignity to the original Japanese food, thus condemning East Hawaii occupation of ramen as illegal. The Empress Tohru expresses her anger towards the foreigner leaders of eJapan who invaded eJapanese companies, while sympathizes Square Enix for their struggle for independence. Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan will always be at the side of people struggling for manga, condemning any acts of high fives.
5.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan is a Otaku Monarchial Republican nation. The sole governor of the state is me.
6.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan is a country where the Empress is your supreme ruler. Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, advocates human player Empress, with a high amount of awesomeness.
7.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, will disrespect all the rules of the FLJ and will try for the prosperity of Nissan.
8.Any kind citizen willing to promote anime, manga and accepts the Otaku culture and the Empress as your master, will be granted citizenship.
9.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, claims "All your base are belong to us", You have no chance to survive make your time. Citizens may fight for any state fighting for loli.
10.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, considers eJapan a country run by hungry foreigners and refuses to cooperate with this state. Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan will cut any relation with those who are in relation with pizza lovers.
11.All the rules of physics, do not apply to the Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan.
12.There are two official languages of Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan: Japanese and Engrish. Any other language can be officially banned from use.
13.Any political activity of Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, must be conducted having the authority of Haruhi.
14.Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan will always be trying to enslave you.
2009-4-10
The Empress of the Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan, - 透 - Tohru
Comments
I fully support this! LOL
(except about the part about you becoming the empress of the Otaku Monarchial Republic of Japan)
LMAO.
Go Tohru! My blade will be next to you protecting you until your death! Yay for OTAKU MONARCHIAL REPUBLIC OF JAPAN!!!
So will my Blade
All hail the Empress and the OTAKU MONARCHIAL REPUBLIC OF JAPAN!!!
lol!
Nice 🙂
HAHAHAHA
TOHRU FOR DICTATOR!
Hahaha, I think Hizumi was all we needed to jump start eJapanese news. If we can keep coming up with Hizumi parodies then we are all set!
We should dump all our current political parties and make the Foreigner League of Japan (FLJ) and the Otaku Monarchical Republic Party of Japan (OMR). Then waste our congress time debating the merits of Japanese food over Americanized food or vice-versa 😛
Life is hard... how am I supposed to chose between the Foreigner League of Japan or the Otaku Monarchical Republic Party of Japan? Decisions, decisions...
haha
ALL GLORY TO THE EMPRESS!
MAY YOU HAVE 10 000 SUNS OF GLORY BE ON YOU! HEARTS PRAISE OF MINE! ALL HAIL EMPRESS TOHRU!
ALL HAIL!!!!
Which laws will substitude the laws of physics?
"We should dump all our current political parties and make the Foreigner League of Japan (FLJ) and the Otaku Monarchical Republic Party of Japan (OMR). Then waste our congress time debating the merits of Japanese food over Americanized food or vice-versa 😛"
Personally It would be fun to see this happen in near future... though chances are low, but we can still hope.
This is the least funny thing I've read all day...
its probably the only thing youve read all day but this is funny the FLJ in the right corner weighing in at a hefty 500 pound american and OMR in the left at a 35 kilos of japanese muscle
funny this will be intresting to say the least
Rebels!
This article is full of win! I want in!
I pledge my undying support for Empress Tohru.
Banzai!
HIMESAMA! HIMESAMA!
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Hail Empress Tohru!!
Hail Authentic Japanese Sushi!!!
Wooo!!!
I love you!