Foreigner League of Japan

Day 505, 14:40 • Published in Japan Japan • by liuto

Congratulations foreigners! With the departure of HIZUMI, the last real Japanese, we are now in full control of Japan. No longer do we have to control Japan from the shadows, no my non-native friends, we may exploit in the glorious light! The Foreigner League of Japan (FLJ) now makes itself known! Below is our decree, and since it is widely know that the FLJ controls the media, congress and executive board it is now also LAW!


1. The FLJ's chief aim is to exploit Japan and its native citizens for the benefit of all foreigners and to replace the native culture with a more awesome one.

2. Rice will no longer be consumed in Japan, it will be replaced with white bread.

3. All sushi will now be cooked.

4. Ramen will now be served with only the following flavors; a. Pepperoni Pizza b. Big Mac c. Fried Chicken

5. All anime studios will be forcibly disbanded and the employees will find employ in either Dreamworks or Pixar. Proportionate eye size and natural hair colors will be restored in previous works.

6. All manga studios will begin to retcon their works to fit in either the Marvel or DC universe.

7. Square Enix will begin work on Halo 4.

8. The public transportation systems will be disbanded.

9. Cars will be made bigger and less fuel efficient.

10. High fives will replace the bow.

11. Loli's will be protected under child protective services.

12. Tentacle creatures will be protected by animal rights groups.

13. Japan will be renamed East Hawaii.

So say we all.