***¡Take us to Meh-hee-co!***
Uncle Sam
today, American takes a first step into improving our military power. I ask you all, isn't it about time America grew and became a larger force in the world of war? As you all know, this administration has been working hard to increase our military power, so why not give it a little test run? Since the USA went without battles for over 2 weeks, it's about time we got back into the fray.
Why, oh God, Why did you do This Uncle Sam?!
Well, lets face it, America could easily steamroll Mexico, and take all their regions if we wanted, but that's not what I had in mind. I want to say that this deceleration of war was based off of two things, the political takeover in Mexico, and the war games that I've been working so hard to bring to America.
So if we're attacking, it's not war games right? That is correct, we're going to be taking some regions, all without contracts, but still negotiable. America needs war, and actually experiencing the capture of land is something greatly desired. The only way to start, is to start small. In this regard, it is war for wars sake, which brings out the purpose of war games without actually bringing the actually process into play.
More importantly it is because of the Polish political takeover in Mexico. Now that Poland controls most of their congress, there would be no way that Mexico would declare war on us for war games anymore. So I've taken action into my own hands, loaded up my bazooka and started to march south. seriously though, we do this in an honest attempt to give Mexico a a majority of true congressman back to their government. By capturing regions, congressmen that won elections in that region will be removed from government. Thus by capturing region where only polish congressmen won, we'll be able to give Mexico their government back.
PREPARE FOR WAR!
So while we're on our own little mission to "free" Mexico, have fun with this. I'm sure as hell going to cook up some burritos, since I never even get to leave this country to fight. Charge over the border, passing a few illegal immigrants, and explore these foreign lands! I hope your weapons are polished, as we're going to have a muy bueno time in our southern neighbors country. Mexico is the enemy (so to speak) so lets charge into battle with flags waiving, trumpets sounding and guns a blaze!
*Suddenly Uncle Sam drops some secret documents*
Plans of Occupation
The USA will steamroll right into Mexico, taking quite a few regions at a time. Only specific politically targeted lands will be attacked with the exception of a few border regions. USA will continue to attack Mexico until we have reached the more southern regions, at which point, the USA will halt any further conquest. Upon completion of conquest in Mexico, peace will be declared, and certain regions will be returned to Mexico via Resistance Wars. USA will most likely keep a few regions with no geographical, economical or political purpose, as to not cripple Mexico.
Oops, you weren't supposed to see that, but now that you know, understand the occupation of Mexico is not a priority. While keeping a region here or there may be viewed as imperialistic, we are already given that title by our alliance affiliation, so why not have fun with it. Because of these operations in Mexico, a new day is coming in eAmerican history, and a new trend will be started. America will now truly begin its growth to becoming a stronger nation!
Now that you've read all the political crap about war...
LETS KICK SOME TACO ASS!
*Uncle Sam runs screaming like a madman in the direction that his compass indicates as south*
*Military gears up and marches south for the winter*
*Journalists stay at home and write about what they hear on the TV about the war*
*Business Owners rake in fat war profits and then sit on the couch at home*
*Government sits in quiet rooms arguing over whether this war is right or wrong*
Is it any wonder that politics can be a bore? Throw caution to the wind and prepare for War!
-Uncle Sam-
USA President
USA! USA! USA!
Comments
First >3
I just got this from a secret operative deep within the eUSA government. This war with Mexico is nothing but the first step to their scheme to take over the eWorld.
Here is what was foun😛
"DESTROY MEXICO => CUT THROUGH VENEZUELA => KILL BRAZIL => ANNIHILATE ARGENTINA => CONQUER INDONESIA => BEAT UP IRAN => lol pakistan => CAPTURE ROMANIA => RULE EWORLD. For the lulz."
Note: this is a joke. Mostly.
A war announcement like only Sammy could deliver! Full of lulz!
FREE THE TACO WORKERS!
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All hail emperor Sam!!!!!!!!
GLORY AND CONQUEST!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you sure we can't just keep Mexico? Please???
Manifest Destiny, we say.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
We are coming, Uncle Sam, three hundred thousand more,
From Mississippi's winding stream and from New England's shore;
We leave our plows and workshops, our wives and children dear,
With hearts too full for utterance, with but a silent tear;
We dare not look behind us, but steadfastly before,
We are coming, Uncle Sam, three hundred thousand more.
Invade Mexico to save Mexico!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhCheCryopA
OPERATION TACO BELL
I like it, but we don't want to become another eIndonesia, do we? 🙂 (mmm, tacos & guacamole!)
I'll be south of the border, myself, fighting for my native land, actually.
So I'll see Benn and Co. on the battlefield (too bad they dont have PvP right now) 😉
Make a break for the border!
Show your ass hat its place!
Imperialistic. I can almost see the line of thought..
"Oh no! They don't like me! They want to impeach me! Quick - Attack somewhere!"
As a resident of Japan (who also border the USA) I am concerned, and in fact disturbed by the joking manner in which you approach the capture of a foreign land.
Shame on you.
oh angrr, stay in Japan will you XD
I am in Japan. But I found an shop that sells English Newspapers from the US.
Well Uncle Sam, Japan is Peace affiliated 😛
No for the lulz?
Taking advantage of Mexico's no MPP contract imposed by Spain. Wow almighty USA! Cowardness strikes back, like only USA can deliver... (nah... Romania can too)
At least Mexico has a hospital to heal some fighters, unlike Russia. Crazy. Anyways, good luck out there guys. I'll see you all on the playing field.
kick burrito ass!!
kick burrito ass!!
Less pierogis, more tacos in North America I say. Huzzah!
Forward, eUSA!
Mexico: America's Beard!
Let's trim that beard into a goatee!!!
WAR!!! Oooooo Rahhhh!!!
omg... u guys trully obey the stereotypes that the rest of the world thinks of u americans xD
btw, thnks fot the laughter, i almost "ROFL" (really, i did)
When's the earliest this war can start?
Sigh...
So you are going to attack us to liberate us? Classic US doublespeak.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=207
Well at least you do it up the face and not like some sneaking polish scum I know. well...
*puts on his Che Guevara hat*
BRING IT... you imperialistic burgersoid... burgochumps..... burgopunks... PIGS!!!
Read up on war-fighting for new citizens:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/boot-camp-basic-war-fighting-for-new-citizens-743076/1/20
Fight Smart. Help the Country and Help Yourself
load and ready!
Cmon Sam. Invade Mexico to save Mexico? Why not totally annihilate them off the face of the earth and eat Taco loots forever?
Oh well. In the end a war is a war. It's a step in the right direction anyway.
For the Empire! RAWR!
Well it's going to be nice to fight a war and win for a change. I think we should take over most of Mexico and leave them with a few regions in the South. Then they can pay us to let them have it back. Or we could just keep it, whatever, I don't really care....
American cowards at their best!! Bravo
Why dont you attack a bigger country, and one without a take over?
we could just smash ur whole country. at least were helping u idiota. go back to ur mariachi band retard
Yay! It's about time we're actually going to attack something FOR something! PEACE doesn't know imperialism yet, so I say it's about time for us to show them what imperialism really is! You can't get much worse than what they say we are.
It sure didn't take Mexico long to fire up the PEACE "You're an imperialist!" machine. I've never seen so many people bitching and moaning. Especially since the article makes it sound like we're not even going to stay.
"we could just smash ur whole country. at least were helping u idiota. go back to ur mariachi band retard"
sean balls.. first, im portuguese, remember, portugal? that tiny country that you guys tried to invade and totaly failed? yeah thats it.. i just hope you fail again
and by the way... message reported
cheers
Sangre y arena!
Let Operation Polish Burrito begin!
And yes, you can expect to see PEACE "freedom" fighters from Indonesia, Portugal, Iran, etc... there.
dont be a pu$$y. just take it all for keeps.
Breaking news:
Enter Hungary.
Mexico just started voting on an MPP with Hungary... conveniently, at the same time that a Dioist started a RW in Romanian occupied Eastern Slovakia.
lets follow callagan's plan
Why not take over all of eMexico? I think they would be better off for it.
Are you affraid of something jon barack? Please continue your coward actions. Im hoping on another failmerica attack.
"Mexico just started voting on an MPP with Hungary... conveniently, at the same time that a Dioist started a RW in Romanian occupied Eastern Slovakia."
Well that RW is a Romanian training exercise. I only find Hungarian and Romanian announcements about it. But surely it was started by a dioist 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/wellness-pentru-romania-razboi-de-antrenament--743386/1/20
Viva los estados unidos de america 😃 , im right behind you mr president! voted
So much for tryign to keep it quiet
RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Angrr (yes, all the way up there)
The possible impeachment of Uncle Sam was meant as a joke from last minute Congressmen going out the door, nothing more. You're perceived line of thought is incorrect.