5K Gold Bikinis

Day 734, 02:04 Published in USA USA by Joey Jackson
The eUSA government was allegedly late to make payment under contract with ePortugal for the return of 14 Portugal occupied U.S. States during WWIII. In section 4.A, the contract asserts a monthly payment of 100 g to be made to the Portugal treasury for five months. In the event payment is not made on time (by the 21st of the Month) the US is subject to "a single fine of 5,000 GOLD."

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Governo ePortugues

The Congressional Budget Office made a 200 Gold donation "yesterday" (as of 01:28 hours server time). Does this prove the eUS was late? Without exact time posted to the donation page only the admins would know for sure, right? Is it really that big of a deal being a few hours late if, in fact, the eUS was late making a payment? Is it just Julio de Matos way of trying to F-over the US because his country lacks these:



Regardless of the facts or the reasons behind these allegations, in light of a possible 5K gold mistake, the Rhode Island Bikini girls have something to cheer you up eUS:


This is my present to ePortugal for their troubles:


No, I've changed my mind. Here is their present:


Rhode Island Bikini Watch, only ugly girls disapprove.