5 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT eREPUBLIK: IN PICTURES
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by Chutley
5 OBSERVATIONS ABOUT eREPUBLIK: IN PICTURES
1. Alliances Are Backwards
Sure, Terra seems like a snazzy name and it’s got a cool logo, but turn it around, put it in France, and you’ve got a whole different thing:
Stop what? Color me confused.
And what about EDEN? Let’s flip it and look at it from Norway's perspective.
Not exactly the direction you’d like your alliance to go, is it? So surely Norway can’t be part of EDEN or you’d think they’d have noticed, right? Let’s check their wiki:
They’re a founding member? Seems like they picked a whole bouquet of oopsy daisies.
2. Inviting Friends: Benevolent, or Violent?
Perhaps getting friends to join eRepublik is a nice thing to do, if you truly believe they’ll enjoy this silly game, but the admins decided to put this little instruction on their “Invite Friends” page.
Notice the typo. I think the implication here is that inviting 7 friends is tantamount to almost killing them. Honestly, I think I'd agree.
3. UnPresidented?
No one can accuse us of being jingoistic in our choice of President. Exhibit A:
Israel Stevens
So what about the PoTUS’ namesake, Israel?
Joe Franco
That doesn’t make much sense either. So let’s travel back to France to see if they’re playing the reversal game once again…
Papa Frantz
Ah, finally someone got it right.
4. Mission Insultable?
Missions are markers of achievement, so one would assume that a certain amount of respect or esteem would come with the success. But in once case, Plato decided to insult us on our way to its completion:
As hard as I’ve tried, I still can’t figure out a way to read this without feeling like Plato is telling me that I’m not a hard worker.
It’s like, “Hey, Chutley, you’re a little bitch, but if you complete this mission you could kind of be like all the cool kids.”
5. Win One for the Gipper?
Ajay Bruno was recently banned for the god knows how many-th time and is back as Ronald Gipper Reagan.
His first order of business, stalking:
Second, begging.
And, finally, business as usual, flipping out:
Oh, and click here for the full video. It's kinda priceless.
Observingly,
Chutley
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1. Alliances Are Backwards
Sure, Terra seems like a snazzy name and it’s got a cool logo, but turn it around, put it in France, and you’ve got a whole different thing:
Stop what? Color me confused.
And what about EDEN? Let’s flip it and look at it from Norway's perspective.
Not exactly the direction you’d like your alliance to go, is it? So surely Norway can’t be part of EDEN or you’d think they’d have noticed, right? Let’s check their wiki:
They’re a founding member? Seems like they picked a whole bouquet of oopsy daisies.
2. Inviting Friends: Benevolent, or Violent?
Perhaps getting friends to join eRepublik is a nice thing to do, if you truly believe they’ll enjoy this silly game, but the admins decided to put this little instruction on their “Invite Friends” page.
Notice the typo. I think the implication here is that inviting 7 friends is tantamount to almost killing them. Honestly, I think I'd agree.
3. UnPresidented?
No one can accuse us of being jingoistic in our choice of President. Exhibit A:
Israel Stevens
So what about the PoTUS’ namesake, Israel?
Joe Franco
That doesn’t make much sense either. So let’s travel back to France to see if they’re playing the reversal game once again…
Papa Frantz
Ah, finally someone got it right.
4. Mission Insultable?
Missions are markers of achievement, so one would assume that a certain amount of respect or esteem would come with the success. But in once case, Plato decided to insult us on our way to its completion:
As hard as I’ve tried, I still can’t figure out a way to read this without feeling like Plato is telling me that I’m not a hard worker.
It’s like, “Hey, Chutley, you’re a little bitch, but if you complete this mission you could kind of be like all the cool kids.”
5. Win One for the Gipper?
Ajay Bruno was recently banned for the god knows how many-th time and is back as Ronald Gipper Reagan.
His first order of business, stalking:
Second, begging.
And, finally, business as usual, flipping out:
Oh, and click here for the full video. It's kinda priceless.
Observingly,
Chutley
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Tourette-a-max
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lol, good as always
Honestly? I think it's time to stage an intervention with the AJ pr*ck. Call a mental health team, and soon.
And wth does he look like the British Millibands? That's sick, too.
I liked #4. I didn't really understand where you were going with #1, if anything you'd think having them backwards would somehow create the opposite effect of stopping or going down.
So. Much. Chut.
This is my comment proving that I am a real voter for this article.
Ajay is like freddy krueger or the Stay Puft marshmellow man. the more you speak of him the more power he gets.
^X2
bigcdizzle didn't vote
Voted, and as always, laughed my ass off.
yes I did.
Gnilraps didn't vote the article because he hates America and everything good and holy in this world.
Anything by Chutley is worth voting for.
I pressed the vote button because it was so easy.
The vote button jiggle is getting old. Maybe if it flashed a 0.5 sec of T&A...
vVv
Good to see you back Chutster.
blasting to the top of the media scene one observation at a time
I approve of this message.
ohhhhh
that's what happened to me when i was first invited.
i went into a long coma. somebody wake me up please
V!
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I plan to integrate this line into every-day use:
"Seems like they picked a whole bouquet of oopsy daisies."
Good to see you back Chutster. x2