45th eUS Congress: Day Six [Evening Edition]

Day 1,380, 20:55 • Published in USA USA • by Heero Blaze
August 31, 2011/Day 1,380 of the New World

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Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Cromstar Takes on the Constitution!
II. Congressmen Do Not Want [CLASSIFIED]
III. Today’s Proposals
IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests
V. Heero’s Hall

I. Cromstar Takes on the Constitution!




Speaker of the House Cromstar announced today his goal of updating the eUS Constitution. He has requested Congressmen to review the document and suggest sections to be deleted, rewritten, and amended. The last attempt to rework the Constitution was during the 44th eUS Congress when then Speaker of the House Lexluthor1 wanted to change the wording in the Constitution in regards to the Speaker of the House position. This looks to be a promising effort and may even encourage Congress to exercise more power in the daily lives of Americans.

II. Congressmen Do Not Want [CLASSIFIED]


After a long discussion (one that originally began during the 44th eUS Congress) over [CLASSIFIED], Congressman [X] has attempted to gauge the opinions of Congressmen with a simple straw poll. The initial results have all be “no” in regards to [CLASSIFIED]. With this in mind, Americans should feel easier knowing their [CLASSIFIED] is safe.

III. Today’s Proposals

1. Mutual Protection Pact with Cyprus.


IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests


V. Heero’s Hall

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To help encourage readership, I’m adding a new section for giveaways, interviews, surveys, and miscellaneous topics. Yesterday, I gave away from Q2 Food. Today, I’m GIVING AWAY MORE FOOD! I just have so much Q2 Food I don’t know what to do with it. So, I have 1,000 more Q2 Food up for grabs. Here is the deal. TELL ME WHICH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE YOU SUPPORT!. Just write it in the comments section below and I’ll give each responder 25 Q2 Food (that’s 100 Health!). That’s 40 people who can get a quick 100 Health! This contest is open to American citizens only. Have fun!

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