44th eUS Congress: Day Seven [Evening Edition]
Day 1,350, 02:26
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by Heero Blaze
August 1, 2011/Day 1,350 of the New World
Your trusted source of Congressional News
Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Taxes Raised!
II. Congress Debate Whether to Disband [CLASSIFIED]
III. Survey: Help Improve the Congressional Record!
IV. Other Congressional Business
V. Proposals
VI. Congressional Budget Office Requests
I. Taxes Raised!
Congress has debated how to maximize government revenue in the backrooms of Capital Hill for a week now. The Economic Council made a few different suggestions regarding the best tax amount. After a failed proposal by Congressman chickensguys, two proposals by Congressman Oblige appear destined for passage. Here are the two proposals:
Tax Change: Food
Value Added Tax (VAT): INCREASED 2%
Import Tax: INCREASED 69%
Tax Change: Weapon
Value Added Tax (VAT): INCREASED 2%
How the taxes will affect you will depend on how self-sufficient you are. In any case, how do you feel about the new taxes?
II. Congress Debate Whether to Disband [CLASSIFIED]
A long-time government program, [CLASSIFIED], is being considered for the budget’s chopping block. Congressman [CLASSIFIED] introduced the idea and has gained some support. Funds for the program will be diverted to [CLASSIFIED]. The Discussion has quickly moved to a Proposal. The Proposal swiftly moved to a Vote
I have requested the Discussion be made public as the program is utilized by a variety of Americans. Otherwise, the program may be cut without forewarning.
III. Survey: Help Improve the Congressional Record!
In an effort to sustain interest in this newspaper, I am asking readers to fill out a survey. It is completely anonymous and will hopefully make this paper better.
IV. Other Congressional Business
1. Congress has begun its weekly sign-in. All Congressmen please check in.
V. Today’s Proposals
1. Tax Change: Food. Proposed by Oblige. Congressmen may vote according to their own beliefs.
2. Tax Change: Weapon. Proposed by Oblige. Congressmen may vote according to their own beliefs.
3. Mutual Protection Pact with Cyprus. Proposed by KutlukBilgeKulKagan.
4. Donate 99,999 USD to the Congressional Budget Office. Proposed by Robert E. Lee. VOTE YES.
5. Mutual Protection Pact with Argentina. Proposed by President Blank Keating. Congressmen encouraged to vote yes.
VI.Congressional Budget Office Requests
1. 25,000 USD for Arm America. Requested by npaidi.
2. 30,000 USD for the Department of the Interior. Requested by Lysnader Spooner II.
Thank you for your time.
Heero Blaze,
Congressman of Michigan
Your trusted source of Congressional News
Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Taxes Raised!
II. Congress Debate Whether to Disband [CLASSIFIED]
III. Survey: Help Improve the Congressional Record!
IV. Other Congressional Business
V. Proposals
VI. Congressional Budget Office Requests
I. Taxes Raised!
Congress has debated how to maximize government revenue in the backrooms of Capital Hill for a week now. The Economic Council made a few different suggestions regarding the best tax amount. After a failed proposal by Congressman chickensguys, two proposals by Congressman Oblige appear destined for passage. Here are the two proposals:
Tax Change: Food
Value Added Tax (VAT): INCREASED 2%
Import Tax: INCREASED 69%
Tax Change: Weapon
Value Added Tax (VAT): INCREASED 2%
How the taxes will affect you will depend on how self-sufficient you are. In any case, how do you feel about the new taxes?
II. Congress Debate Whether to Disband [CLASSIFIED]
A long-time government program, [CLASSIFIED], is being considered for the budget’s chopping block. Congressman [CLASSIFIED] introduced the idea and has gained some support. Funds for the program will be diverted to [CLASSIFIED]. The Discussion has quickly moved to a Proposal. The Proposal swiftly moved to a Vote
I have requested the Discussion be made public as the program is utilized by a variety of Americans. Otherwise, the program may be cut without forewarning.
III. Survey: Help Improve the Congressional Record!
In an effort to sustain interest in this newspaper, I am asking readers to fill out a survey. It is completely anonymous and will hopefully make this paper better.
IV. Other Congressional Business
1. Congress has begun its weekly sign-in. All Congressmen please check in.
V. Today’s Proposals
1. Tax Change: Food. Proposed by Oblige. Congressmen may vote according to their own beliefs.
2. Tax Change: Weapon. Proposed by Oblige. Congressmen may vote according to their own beliefs.
3. Mutual Protection Pact with Cyprus. Proposed by KutlukBilgeKulKagan.
4. Donate 99,999 USD to the Congressional Budget Office. Proposed by Robert E. Lee. VOTE YES.
5. Mutual Protection Pact with Argentina. Proposed by President Blank Keating. Congressmen encouraged to vote yes.
VI.Congressional Budget Office Requests
1. 25,000 USD for Arm America. Requested by npaidi.
2. 30,000 USD for the Department of the Interior. Requested by Lysnader Spooner II.
Thank you for your time.
Heero Blaze,
Congressman of Michigan
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Love it.
Fifth?
I took the survey
I'm glad someones filling us all in on this. The Classified program that is to be cut, sense its used by the public, should NOT be a hidden debate but then again Congress has this hangup with making just about everything secret.
Another great article Heero Blaze.
Yes, I have been very impressed with this Newspaper
I'm starting to feel like the Congress is hiding things from the people not to protect the nation but to instead conduct some shady business. Maybe I'm wrong, in fact, I hope I'm wrong, because if we have a Congress that is conducting business like this, it's time for a new Congress.
you're wrong portcolumbus. you can pm me if you'd like.
I hope I am wrong, and this classified info, when it does become legal to release, was nothing shady. I have faith that my reservations are wrong. I believe in America, and in the American people. I have always been a supporter of the government, but this is the first time I've seen things about classified info. I suppose all governments need some things to stay out of enemy hands, and that I could understand. Like I said, I will presume that my reservations are off big time until they are otherwise proven.
The current congress is a dank sewer of elitism in the clutches of a supervillian.
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