44th eUS Congress: Day Fourteen [Evening Edition]

Day 1,357, 17:01 Published in USA USA by Heero Blaze
August 8, 2011/Day 1,357 of the New World

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Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Chickensguys Attempts to Impeach President Cerb, Congress Moves to Censure chickenguys!
II. Proposals
III. Congressional Budget Office Requests


I. Chickensguys Attempts to Impeach President Cerb, Congress Moves to Censure chickenguys!


BREAKING NEWS! Congressman chickensguys introduced a proposal to impeach President Cerb without following standard procedure outlined in the eUS Constitution. Congressmen quickly gathered to shoot down the proposal. The reasoning behind chickensguys’s impeachment proposal seems to stem from Cerb putting “random people in [cabinet] Positions.” Chickensguys believes, “ [Cerb] has excluded several others because they dislike the Uswp and this whole cabinet seems like a joke.”

With many Congressmen disappointed by chickengsuys’s actions, Congresswoman animis introduced a Proposal to censure chickensguys. The censure would include removing chickensguys access to private forums and IRC rooms. It is awaiting the approval of Congress.


II. Today’s Proposals


1. Mutual Protection Pact with France
2. Donate 98,000 USD to the Congressional Budget Office. Proposed by Hadrian X.
3. Impeach President Cerb. Proposed by chickensguys. VOTE NO.

III. Congressional Budget Office Requests







Thank you for your time.
Heero Blaze,
Congressman of Michigan