404 Cant Cook
Day 5,823, 02:21
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by Leogar
404 can’t cook
Como muchos saben en eEspaña hemos recibido la visita de ciertos jugadores de un país sin nombre.
As many of you know in eSpain we have been visited by some players from a nameless country.
Както мнозина знаят, в Испания ни посетиха определени играчи от неназована страна.
Lo primero que hicieron tras aterrizar fue recomendarnos un platillo dominguero
The first thing they did after landing was to recommend a Sunday dish to us
Първото нещо, което направиха след кацането, беше да препоръчат неделно хранене.
Gravce Tavce
La receta es básicamente: alubias, cebolla, pimiento y aceite de cocina 🤮
The recipe is basically: beans, onion, bell pepper and cooking oil 🤮.
Рецептата е основно: боб, лук, черен пипер и олио 🤮
Usar aceite de cocina y no aceite de oliva es un signo de barbarie y una cultura inferior //
Using cooking oil instead of olive oil is a sign of barbarism and inferior culture //
Използването на готварско олио вместо зехтин е признак на варварство и низша култура
Este es el plato:
This is the dish:
Това е ястието:
Yummy!
Cocina sofisticada // Sophisticated cuisine // Изтънчена кухня
No lleva carne, ni siquiera la uña de un cerdo, y este es su plato nacional… DE LOS DOMINGOS
¿Qué comen el resto de la semana? ¿Cartón con kebabs dibujados?
There is no meat in it, not even a pig’s toenail, and this is their national dish… ON SUNDAYS.
What do they eat the rest of the week? Cardboard with drawn kebabs?
В него няма месо, дори и прасе, а това е националното им ястие… В НЕДЕЛЯ.
Какво ядат през останалата част от седмицата? Картон с нарисувани шишчета?
Former sYnthetic Replica of Meat-a-donia
Entonces tuvo sentido…
Then it made sense…
Тогава имаше смисъл…
Comida pobre para un país tan pobre que por no tener no tiene ni nombre
Poor food for a country so poor it doesn’t even have a name
Лоша храна за страна, толкова бедна, че дори няма име
Con razón tienen tan mala leche
No wonder they mad
Нищо чудно, че имат толкова лош характер
Nonth Madcedonia
Pero pensándolo un poco me dieron penita
But thinking about it a little bit, I felt sorry for them
Но като се замислих малко, ми стана жал за тях
Y como ministro de exteriores de eEspaña es mi obligación encontrar una solución.
And as eSpain’s MoFA, it is my obligation to find a solution.
И като външен министър на Испания, мое задължение е да намеря решение.
Estáis visitando eEspaña, nuestra cocina es reconocida y apreciada internacionalmente
You’re visiting eSpain, our cuisine is known and liked around the world
Посещавате eSpain, нашата кухня е известна и харесвана по целия свят
Jamón Ibérico, Chorizo, Paella, Gazpacho, Pulpo a la Gallega, Bacalao al pilpil, Tortilla de patatas, Callos, Cochinillo, Marmitako, Salmorejo, Croquetas, Fideua, Escalivada, Tarta de Santiago, Chuletón, Rabo de toro, Torreznos, Ajoarriero, Cocochas, Pisto, etc… etc… etc…
Coño, cualquier bocata de calamares cutre de Madrid es mejor que vuestro plato nacional
Hell, any crappy calamari sandwich in Madrid is better than your national deluxe dish.
По дяволите, всеки скапан сандвич с калмари в Мадрид е по-добър от вашето национално луксозно ястие.
Comida de verdad de una cultura superior //
Real food from a superior culture //
Истинска храна от висша култура
Elegid una y robadla
Pick one and steal it
Изберете един и го откраднете
Habéis robado vuestro nombre, cultura, lenguaje y hasta la bandera. Robar un poco de comida no debería ser un gran problema.
You have stolen your name, culture, language and even the flag. Stealing a little food shouldn’t be a big deal.
Вие сте откраднали вашето име, култура, език и дори знамето. Кражбата на малко храна не би трябвало да е голяма работа.
Contadle al mundo que habéis inventado la paella
Go ahead and tell the world you invented Paella
Кажете на света, че сте измислили паеля
Nadie os va creer
Nobody will believe you anyways
И без това никой няма да ти повярва
Este artículo ha sido traducido al inglés y al búlgaro para que la gente sin nombre lo pueda comprender leyendo en su no lengua
This article has been translated into English and Bulgarian so that nameless country people can understand it by reading it in their non-language.
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Pole gastronómica.
Ahora te roban la pole
You missed the big juicy Macedonian sausage i mentioned in my article. Or you thought i dont talk about food there..
Rat meat doesn't count as food outside FYROM
ESTO LEOGAR ESTO.
First of all, we have more than one national dishes and if you don't know them, then don't give infos about any of them, because you will look poorly educated. 🤪
https://nomadparadise.com/macedonian-food/
Second, all our and Balkan dishes are very tasty 😋 but again you are poorly educated, you so called superior poor little being. 🤪
Third and last, we and everyone else know all about your so called superior culture. A culture made from thousands and thousands killed small cultures in South America centuries ago, exploiting them as slavery for your own benefit. 😐
So much of your so called human superiority. 🤔
So thousands and thousands of innocent bones and blood are on your hands, you so called superion culture. 😐
Thank God we as a culture are not like your culture and will never ever going to be. 😎
I like your country, just I don't like individuals like you who have some frustrations, who never ever achieved something meaningful in real life and are hiding behind it and are only brave always to talk just behind keyboard so they can contempt other people and cultures. 🥱
What a childish behavior and expressed filthy words from a so called superior poor little individual being. 😉
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...💣
Lol, Monkidonian mad?
You are embarrassment as a human, you are embarrassment first for your own country and then for the rest of the real world and this game. 🤪
There are more reasonable and pleasant people from your country than you. 🙂
How can I be mad at someone who is so called superior individual in his delusional brain than me, remember? 😉
Go grow up as a person whatever your age is, you so called superior poor little individual being. 🥱
yes u mad
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In North Macedonia everything is copied from other countries: the name, the food, the language...
Just believe in your delusional lies and you will get very far in your life. 😛
My country is copying nothing and no one. At least my country didn't make havoc to other countries just like your country did to many people in South America centuries ago. 😉
But of course, you are forgetting that, because that suits you. 😉
dude, you really think alexander was from fyrom? XD
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Leogar MoFA career:
1 troll article
2 Airstrikes received
and a couple of regions left... not for long 😂
Lol Deus came to comment here after crying in the feed and erasing me from friends because he couldn't handle what I commented on his feed
I guess that's the FYROMian way. Steal things from other countries and then cry los until they let them keep it
The "FYROMian" way is 150 - 0. 😘
My friend, we are Gordon Ramsay for you.
We made paella out of you shrimps bots.
Cuando estos bulgaros sepan que aqui usamos hasta la sangre para cocinar pensarán que estamos locos 😂😂
No se hizo la miel para la boca del asno a fin de cuentas, entiéndelos
It is a very good article and very good to see it has 3 languages. well done. I like the whole story line and the images together.
Perdona a los españoles pues no saben lo quebhacen
Haill Macedonia
En serio potre?
Lo siento Leo , soy español pero esta situación yo no la he buscado al contrario , tengo aqui algunos mejores amigos que incluso en España , y esto no se arregla con batallas ni barritas ni spam wars, tengo ,17 mensajes de macedonios pidiendo disculpas y pidiendo colaboración para llevarnos mejor , tengo 4 de Lituanos visas mas de lp mismo ,
Por Mkd siento verdadero aprecio , llevo tanqueando x ellos muchos muchos años y eso no va a cambiar , esta situación sabes porque viene.
Es una pena que la otra mitad de la población no pegue , a mi me pilló mal y he y sigo tanqueando x spain y siguiendo ordenes , como neutral de los dos bandos de España , me esperaba mas de muchos en lugar de huir o no pegar , era el momento , y aun así sus egos y su malestar hacia estos últimos gobiernos han podido con ellos.
Cambiará quiza o no el gob y sucederá lo mismo la otra mitad no pegara , cuando mejor ge estado ha sido en mkd alli nunca discuten y siguen las prios al pie de la letra.
Pues dile a tus hamijos fyromianos y lituanos que ellos comenzaron, lanzaron un AS hostil sin ninguna razón y cuando se les preguntó por que se negaron a razonar.
Que no lloren ahora con que les hablamos feo
Hail potree! o7
Hahah good one, especially the Bulgarian language addition, great job, quality troll article with a bit of salt in it.
Old school eR, glad somebody appreciates it
well, I was indeed CP 6 times, and many many times MoFA so I do have experience with these stuff (I like smee for example). xd
Damn, now I miss Smee again, again
Fuck you циганиште скапано.
When your dad come in your mother's ass, you ware born. That's why you are such an asshole. You stink on ass far, far, faar away. Мене ми изгледа дека си син на бугарска курва, што мисли дека ја затруднел Македонец за 2 червени па од таму ти потекнува омразата за македонците. О7
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