Taco Party Winners!

Day 4,605, 16:02 Published in USA USA by USA Department of the Interior
Taco Party!

Hello! Thank you all for your participation in the Taco Party competition! I've got your winners right here 🙂

First up, the jokes!

Third place:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. by Bomb Squad

Second place:
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First, the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them, he aske😛 "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them." by H U L K

and........ FIRST PLACE!
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in: Sir, I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating. Patient: I don't understand, doc. Why? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.' by King Harambe!!

Now for the Poems!

Third place:
Why Keep Playing?

We who play this game of ours
Have all agreed that certain powers
That run and run for hours and hours
("Unique IP's" on server towers)
Have ruined all the fun.

Colin sold off half his farm
A disappearing firearm!
And CODE has chopped off it's left arm
While Serbia and all their smarm
Have basically won.

Who is left to keep things real
To click and click and "Spin The Wheel"
To show our profile's sex appeal
To WAM for oil or wolfram steel
Until the server's done?

It's you, dear reader, human mind
Enduring every daily grind
Ensuring all your WAM's assigned
A game to chill and just unwind
It's second place to none!
By Krapis

Second place:
In this game that we call eRepublik
with modules for war press and politic
some paid while I played
and who knows why we stayed
but in some ways I kinda miss Emerick
By Iamnameless

There once was a Press Secretary named Paul
Whose troubles seemed immeasurably tall
He cried "Please guys, no!
I don't want to go!"
His death, this time, involved aerosol...
By Wilker Nath Congrats!!

And now, story time!

Third place:
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/TecxuGrn
By AggroOverkill!

Second Place:
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/YHiUJ9SN
By Jd Jack Serenade!

and First place!!
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/sUVq8tjk
By dmjohnston

And finally, the art gallery!

Third place:

I made this for Max Plank, but it should qualify here as eRepublik Art.
By Krapis

Second Place:

This is my eRepublik Art, six of my best uniforms, in my opinion, of course 🙂
By H U L K

And last but not least... First Place!

my mood when I realized that chickensguys would win PotUS election while I never had even made a ballot
By the Trite On Movement

Thank you all so much for your submissions, we had an amazing turn out!!

Prize money will go out later tonight 🙂

Much love,
Secretary of the Interior

Useful links:
eUSA server - https://discord.gg/2e6f92Q
eUSA forums - https://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php
DoI Website - http://www.eusadoi.com/DOI/
TW map - http://www.eusadoi.com/DOI/map
Guns and Butter - tinyurl.com/gunsnbutter
GIMP - http://tinyurl.com/eUSA-GIMP
DoI Food Assistance Program - http://www.eusadoi.com/DOI/usfood