USA Department of the Interior
Hello! Thank you all for your participation in the Taco Party competition! I've got your winners right here
First up, the jokes!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. by Bomb Squad
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First, the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them, he aske
😛"Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.". The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them." by H U L K
and........ FIRST PLACE!
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in: Sir, I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating. Patient: I don't understand, doc. Why? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.' by King Harambe!!
Now for the Poems!
Why Keep Playing?
We who play this game of ours
Have all agreed that certain powers
That run and run for hours and hours
("Unique IP's" on server towers)
Have ruined all the fun.
Colin sold off half his farm
A disappearing firearm!
And CODE has chopped off it's left arm
While Serbia and all their smarm
Have basically won.
Who is left to keep things real
To click and click and "Spin The Wheel"
To show our profile's sex appeal
To WAM for oil or wolfram steel
Until the server's done?
It's you, dear reader, human mind
Enduring every daily grind
Ensuring all your WAM's assigned
A game to chill and just unwind
It's second place to none!
In this game that we call eRepublik
with modules for war press and politic
some paid while I played
and who knows why we stayed
but in some ways I kinda miss Emerick
And FIRST PLACE IS!!
There once was a Press Secretary named Paul
Whose troubles seemed immeasurably tall
He cried "Please guys, no!
I don't want to go!"
His death, this time, involved aerosol...
By Wilker Nath Congrats!!
And now, story time!
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/TecxuGrn
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/YHiUJ9SN
By Jd Jack Serenade!
and First place!!
Read the story here: https://pastebin.com/sUVq8tjk
And finally, the art gallery!
I made this for Max Plank, but it should qualify here as eRepublik Art.
This is my eRepublik Art, six of my best uniforms, in my opinion, of course
By H U L K
And last but not least... First Place!
my mood when I realized that chickensguys would win PotUS election while I never had even made a ballot
By the Trite On Movement
Prize money will go out later tonight
Secretary of the Interior
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