[Appleby] Dapper, BigAnt and Ajay walk into a bar...
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Afternoon gents o7,
In a bizarre series of events this morning it appears the declaration of another Ajay PTO bid came simultaneously to our Chaz falling asleep down the pub and missing his own nomination. Contributing to the farce it appears, of all moments, BigAnt chooses now to make his comeback
Those looking for a happy ending to this madness will be resolutely disappointed to hear the placeholder left instead is infamous belligerent yours truly…
Adding to the headache of the situation, neanderthal collective ‘British Patriots’ having coincidentally swelled in multis recently and will make I expect quite a tight election. If you’re interested in joining us I’ve managed to throw together a team in the eleventh hour to fight this election with in the event we block him out again:-
vCP – Dishmcds
vCP - Certacito
MoFA – Paul Tyndale
MoD – Chaz
MoF – Huey George
MoEd – Addaway
In keeping with my last rant about devolving aspects of the CPship I encourage anyone who has a bit of time and interest in seeing how gov works to let us know if they’d like to get involved. There will be a few new initiatives in each department and this will need proper help to truly get off the ground. This is especially true of Chaz’s MoD ambitions where we will ideally need 4/5 people to organise and coordinate it over the month.
A quick tl;dr of his ideas on using COs to encourage national damage:
"UK Citizens Only
- By utilising the advanced option we can ensure rewards go only to our own citizens.
Fair(ish) Rates
- Rates will be set so hopefully players earn around the same return for their efforts with higher rates in lower divisions. .
Easy to Monitor
- Expenses are easy to track through COs. This will help identify where improvements are needed.
Damage Concentration
- A base rate of COs will be placed on the most important campaign (CoTD) daily with increased rates in the most important battles. By offering a cash incentive this should increase our presence and damage in important rounds.
Investment
- By putting money into players pockets we will be investing taxes back into the community and rewarding activity. The COs will be on top of regular supplies and the cash can therefore be used to wherever the player sees fit.
Opt In/Activity
- Players merely need to fight in the right battles and click a button to receive the cash, removing unnesecary 'red tape' or workload on the MoD. It also means the rewards are going to players actively fighting."
And a tl;dr for the other departments:-
Financial Affairs
After a chat with Huey he seems comfortable with restarting the Bank of England Trust. This is essentially a joint venture between the treasury and private citizens to take advantage of the monetary market, typically returning around £3/4k a day to our national accounts. Depending on how satisfied the cabinet is with the state of finances we may look into re-issuing gold loans for training grounds upgrades and contracts as they come up.
Foreign Affairs
After Aaron has served almost continuously in the role as Foreign Minister I’m confident that Paul has the caution and perseverance necessary to replace him. Crucially we will be getting articles up again so people have a clue what’s actually going on, but more importantly encouraging others to join us in re-establishing decent communications with friends and allies abroad.
Education
Not Aecio Neves
o/,
Appleby
Comments
AMD not MoFA 😮
eUK is crumbling
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got a few more years before we end up like belgium 😛
You'll never be like Belgium, don't flatter yourself 😛
Belgium bashing detected 😛
Yeah ... but ... Apples. Y'know.
o7
Same old ramblings for a deluded control freak.
1. You left the post as CP during your last term while we was wiped by the USA. Terrible
2 Chaz was voted by UKRP to be put up for CP you ignored then. You are corrupt
3 You have been planing to run for over 2 weeks. So stop pretending this is 11th hour
4 You and 14 others try to run the uk from a secret email what about all the other players?
5 I think you are a bad person as you lie and try to make others look bad.
6 Go sux a lemon.
You will be voted in as you and your pals in that email hold loads of fakes accounts that is the truth of the matter. Being CP I know the truth you can pull the wool over a few people eyes but you cant pull it over mine.
saying that you are also a bad game player and use silly words what transpire into a whole load of nothingness
Dont worry UK I will be acting as shadow CP in case this Muppet goes missing again.
Ello Dapper!
1 – most of my cp terms were shit aye, but funnily enough last one I was still kicking right up till Trico MTO attempt numero one
2 – chaz indeed won my deciding vote in our primary but wasn’t in Reform in time or ran by his then host UKPP for the nomination, can ask him if you like
3 – I called you out on being shit 2 weeks ago and am happy to stand against yer fellow halfwit Ajay even as a placeholder
4 – having been in the eUK for over seven years I’ve built up a healthy working relationship with people from all over the eUK. Getting together to pool advice has historically saved the eUK on numerous occasions
5 – lol
6 – see above
I look forward to your shadow cpship
"4 You and 14 others try to run the UK from a secret email what about all the other players?"
we don't try Harry, we *do* run the UK from that secret mail. You think everyone falling behind your CP run was a coincidence? Have some gratitude....
Slackers, get Chaz up there then
you are all dancing to my tune...
Dear Congress made public
Humphrey the coward is running to be CP last time he was CP he left us being wiped to the USA he just disappeared do you remember ? well maybe we should put him in that very situation again and NE the USA so he can continue where he left off instead of running away like last time ? even I stuck the job out 30 days
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/impeach-the-coward-cp-2607681/1/20
So what do you think congress?
Last time I was CP we had a referendum and signed peace with the USA? https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-appleby-peace-with-trumpland-2631527/1/20
Your last update has half a term ago mate - https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-harry-update-number-3-2638222/1/20
in fact, you've managed 3 updates this month compared to my 9 the last term you claim I went inactive on?
1. Difficult to spot the difference between an AWOL Apples as CP and a present Harry as CP.
2. Wrong
3. Wrong
4. Wrong - everyone in the eUK except you is in the secret email (that isn't secret)
5. I see what you did there
6. Spelling
Unnumbered - multis. Apples doesn't have any pals
Unnumbered - pull wool over your eyes. You don't have eyes, just dead, dark holes
Unnumbered - silly words. Like "sux"
Unnumbered - shadow CP. Irrelevant
Wrong - everyone in the eUK except you is in the secret email (that isn't secret)
14 people so is everyone else fake loads of people are not in the mail who you like me to name them ?
and I'm online all the time
look how angry you get why ?
shall i list every fake account in the uk for you ?
I'm waynekerr
1. Isn't that what I just said?
2. Que?
3. Big difference between being online and being active and visible as CP
4. I'm not in the slightest bit angry. Why do you think you'd make me angry? Weird.
5. Only you can list all the UK's fake accounts.
OMG didn't know Ajay was still active
Btw you won the election in the education policies huehue
Still haven't changed one bit have you Appleby 🙂
You're really running cause you want more medals than me
I don't recognize any of you.
But hello all the same.
All these comments, all this hate and blaming...vote Harambe!
No have my vote
Dapper are you seriously moaning about a secret cabal running things?
You literally only became CP because of us.
This last month rather disappointingly been same old same old, another CP term we'll all forget.
Beinh honest, I've found more often than not things work better when the CP does forget to log in for a month than one who actively tries to do things...
I think everyone should vote me as CP next month can't think of many positives but no one knows me well enough to dislike me yet so that has to work in my favour
"Education
Not Aecio Neves"
I endorse this message 🙂
Tyndale as MoFA? the circlejerk continues!
Balzac for President.
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Okay Winston.
Onwards we move, towards glory o/
WOah Dish Sighting
Dnouser!