[Appleby] Peace with Trumpland

Day 3,373, 09:57 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street

'My good friends, for the second time in our recent history, a British Prime Minister has returned bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.'
-Neville Chamberlain, 1938





Afternoon lads o/,

Cheers to those who joined us in the referendum. A reasonably good turnout given the short notice, with a rather interesting result – whilst the previous gov initially planned to go along with a TW it appears not a single one of us actually wanted it.

Happy to confirm the results - Peace (43), TW (0), Reject Peace (12), Abstain (4)

Accordingly the relevant powers have joined me in signing the necessary peace treaty to confirm the closing of the war. True to their word, the government of Ireland are returning Northern Ireland as part of the arrangement.

As the USA have finally taken Scotland both our NEs have been reset. We’ll begin the process of manually RW’ing regions back with them after we’ve secured our new capital in Belfast, hopefully sometime tomorrow morning.

A final THANK YOU to the audacious tenacity of all our Allies this past month. We owe a debt of several million Scotches that, with any luck, we can pay off if this treaty doesn’t end up with a similar fate to Chamberlain 😉



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