[Appleby] Peace with Trumpland
10 Downing Street
'My good friends, for the second time in our recent history, a British Prime Minister has returned bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.'
-Neville Chamberlain, 1938
Afternoon lads o/,
Cheers to those who joined us in the referendum. A reasonably good turnout given the short notice, with a rather interesting result – whilst the previous gov initially planned to go along with a TW it appears not a single one of us actually wanted it.
Happy to confirm the results - Peace (43), TW (0), Reject Peace (12), Abstain (4)
Accordingly the relevant powers have joined me in signing the necessary peace treaty to confirm the closing of the war. True to their word, the government of Ireland are returning Northern Ireland as part of the arrangement.
As the USA have finally taken Scotland both our NEs have been reset. We’ll begin the process of manually RW’ing regions back with them after we’ve secured our new capital in Belfast, hopefully sometime tomorrow morning.
A final THANK YOU to the audacious tenacity of all our Allies this past month. We owe a debt of several million Scotches that, with any luck, we can pay off if this treaty doesn’t end up with a similar fate to Chamberlain
😉
Appleby o7
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o7
Good work o7
Good work indeed.
o7
cheers lads 🙂
keep an eye on MoD orders - chance for all of us to get some RW/FF medals for under a couple of weeks
Nice, i'm happy it's finaly fixed.
o7 - thanks for the update Apples
I blame Derphoof.
Truly he is to blame.
o7
Belfast your capital.
Oh ffs. Going to have to sort that.
You're leaving though, right?
Now we can all move onto something more fun
Didn't that peace fail after Germany attacked Poland.
Looking at the state of the RW did anyone tell the Americans?
Lets just hope the real Trumpland isn't as perfidious. Typical septics*
*Cockney rhyming slang: septic tank = yank
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The Chamberlain reference is unfortunate and I hope not a bad omen!
whoosh