[Fear] Let Wayne2017 Commence...
Day 3,330, 09:02
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by WayneKerr
It's been a while eUK, some would say too long, others not quite long enough. Either way it does not matter. I'm back! A lot has changed since I was last active.
We've gone from being a founder member the eWorlds most inclusive Alliance to being on the cusp of an alliance with eCanada and bloody eFrance! From 100% weapons bonuses to very much unlike the real UK, being able to catch as much fish as we damn well like...
The apathy shown in the population disappoints me. There is no fire in the belly, no hatred in the eyes anymore. Every party is as bland and boring as the next. Hell, within days of my return I managed to get elected to Mongress in TUP of all parties!
A lifelong dream of leading The Real Spamicans finally came true. With 100% backing of my then party members, I successfully carried on in the vein of Horice by doing feck all and according to the Government, I've been apart of the last two cabinets. This, to me reinforces the legend of greatness surrounding myself, but it could also easily be seen as a total failure of the eUK community. You can be the judge...
My detractors will claim many things about me, many lies will be spun and have already been spun. Most of these people have never successfully ran a country before. Most don't have the full information and rely on hearsay and guesswork to form their opinions. These people have never stayed up till the early hours of the morning for weeks on the trot for you.
Nor have they or will they ever spend millions of CC and hundreds if not thousands (in some cases) of real life money in order to give you adventures and journeys that keep you logging in day after day. Those that have, they know being successful is never black or white.
My record speaks for itself. For those of you who are new, or for those of you who like to conveniently forget just how good I was, I'll quickly run through a few of my prouder moments:
Defeated 5 NE's and an AirStrike
Founding Member of the eUK's Greatest ever MU
DC TUP Congress
Saved eUK from a Serb Led PTO
Elected Aleks as CP
Helped Aleks wipe eCanada
Gave you 100% Weapons Bonuses
I can't and wouldn't dream of claiming them as all my doing. It was a team game and I was just the one that brought us altogether and gave us direction. Like Gary Barlow, I had all the talent, but without the others, Robbie, Jason, Mark and the other one, success would have been limited. A fair few of the crew are playing throughout the eWorld still, a handful are still gigging in the eUK, still leading your parties, still dominating your politics. But without truly great leadership, mistakes have been made since we disbanded the band. Fear not eUK, for I am about to dust off the conducters stick and start making you all dance to my tune once again.
Me and my cohorts left you with the world at your feet. The chance to go on to greater things, instead, you allowed it to crumble. eUK, I am here to once again resurrect you and once again lead us into a Golden Age!
The choice is simple in the first election of the new year. We can either change path and once more tread the road to greatness, or we can follow AMD down the fishy path of mediocrity.
Time to grab the game by it's pussy and man up eUK.
WAYNE4CP
I welcome any and all questions...
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needs moar ilphen
Hmmmmm - Having fun whilst playing eRep?
Why not!
WAYNE4CP
Girls wanna have fun 🙂
At least you linked to me. Xoxo
As a 3 times eUK CP since I left, I hold you accountable for most of the failures that have befallen the eUK.
It wasn't just me 🙁
This gave me a good laugh.
Yeah, remembering all the good times eUK used to have brings a smile across my face too.
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If you are elected be prepared to do so without any funding
Didn't need eUK's cash back then and we certainly wont be needing eUK's cash this time round.
Huey was given a full and detailed account of where the money was, what it was spent on and who was holding the remaining balance. Like I said in my article, this is nothing but 3rd hand information masquerading as the truth.
I'll let the community decide whether to trust the word of an egomaniac over our near permanent MoF
If you did give Huey a 'full and detailed account' then let's see it? He is the only one with actual figures on your theft
Much like my CP term, when I was dictator I screenshotted all eUK transactions and sent them to Huey in the form of private messages. I don't know about him, but I am not in the habit of saving every screenie taken through boring admin work from over 2 years ago.
The 'unaccounted' money was moved from the country accounts to country orgs, from there some of it went on CO's to defend against the inevitable hostile MTO of MEK and what was left was given back to the CP at the time by a certain someone connected with my reign.
It was and still is nothing but political motivation and gain to blame the relocation as a theft.
"what was left was given back to the CP at the time by a certain someone connected with my reign."
Again until you can provide a modicum of evidence, or an account from someone other than yourself, your protests our money was 'relocated' is completely groundless and beyond a joke to those who remember
UKRP, TUP, ESO & WRP for one will do our level best to keep you out of power and our treasury
Some of the great and good of eUK have throughout my eLife attempted to 'keep me out of ePower'. Look how that worked out for em. You can't deny that I'd make and have made an excellent CP so instead have to slander me based on murky events that happened 2 years ago that very few, if any people can provide evidence for on the true events.
Unless you can raise the dead (and if you can, give alfa a call, we've been trying to raise Sir Nick for the past few weeks to no avail), there is only one other person that had access to certain orgs other than me and that was the Paymaster, Serfartsalot. I stepped aside gracefully as Dicktaker during Hueys failure of a CP term, Max Blue I believe was the next CP, during his term (can't remember if it was at the start, the middle or during the end) you lost control of the eUK to the forig MU MEK, the MU I am currently in which was called The Dental Corpse back then set CO's to defend democracy using the so called 'eUK money'. After MEK had won, I pretty much went inactive, I believe Serf carried on and was part of the next few Cabinets.
So by my powers of deduction, it was either Max Blue who received money or the CP after him, which I believe was Fata.
"slander me based on murky events that happened 2 years ago"
You nicked over a million quid of our money and still can't provide any proof that any of it was returned - not a single BoE report lists it.
There's now around £3m kept in government orgs, almost £2m of which is private citizen investment used on the monetary market - you must think we're mad to let you anywhere near it again
Seeing as at the time of it being handed back, the BoE and the rest of the known eUK orgs would have been under MEK control. So, knowing Serf, I would assume he would have sent it straight to the account of the CP, seeing as he didn't like or trust Huey (who i assume was MoF at the time of the relocation).
You can claim all you like, but you have as much proof that I took and have/had the money, as I have that I didn't. Which is none. The difference between my account and your account of events, is that I was a key player in what happened along with 2 others, so I know what happened. Not what I have come up with while reading a few comments and a few private messages of those not at all invovled or connected with it.
Like I've said, helping a country is never just black and white. In order to succeed, you need to dabble in both. We did many deplorable acts to provide entertainment, many morals were tested in order to keep the eUK safe, many Serbian potatoes were spent in order to make eUK seem more relevant than it actually was, but stealing a few lousy 100's of thousands of CC and doing nothing with it is something we can never be charged with. Surely with the ego's we had and still have, we would be rubbing it in your faces...
The lack of stacking one thing on top of another thing in your CV worries me. As CP I fulfilled every single one of my manifesto promises, a lot for you to live up to, good luck‼️
Horice 🍺
As you can see Horice, I stacked NE's on top of each other as well as stacking DC congressman and weapons bonuses as high as I could. They may not be on the level of such mastery of stacking as yourself, but as an up and coming stacker'er, I do believe wholeheartedly that it is at least a decent and honest attempt at stacking.
Found these I made for your first CP campaign...
http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s455/horice1/138341638852945Z_zpsba042cc4.jpg
http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/s455/horice1/138108714978173_zps45d40eac.jpg
Horice 🍺
Was gonna crack out the Should have voted Wayne for when I inevitably lose...
Horices photobucket... it's just like that time I accidently put on my LSD-infused underpants!
Ayy lmao :')
https://youtu.be/tOCCvN8YDuc
Horice 🌎
Hail Wayne, Hail Brexit!
Hail chickensguys, Hail Trump!
S.E.E.S sucks and Emerick was a fool.
Should i run for the lolz too ?
srs bsn only please
Wayne4CP
I forgot all about aleks
How the hell did you forget about that!
All anyone needs to know is here...
http://prntscr.com/dqo849
Just telling AMD we're setting the bar high for him 😛
Would technically take 15 days minimum.