[CP]Shocking rebelations and other grammarly Conan Drums.
Releasethe Krakken
Recently I did our nations Kookaroo* statistics and some shocking revelations were made!
Indeed we have a 0 kookaroo to useless troll ratio.
Also, we have 0 kookaroos per every 4 useless whiny politicians.
Now these statistics might seem alarming because remember there is a nuclear holocaust chance in hell that one of them might by sheer luck become a cp again.
And then our current 22 Kookaroo per president ratio would be varked indefinitely
But guess we will have to take the Chance.
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kookaroo
A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.
As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.
All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!
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lol, our CP is broke-ass 😁
I'm not a hoarder usually convert my money to gold and my gold to factories. I bought from 1250 gold to 750 gold- frm factories as the price rose. and 1 kookaroo is like 500 billion cc so you're the broke ass one .lol.
I was just messin, I know ur money is mainly in infrastructure.
But a little tip for next time ur CP: It helps alot when your rivals believe you can dump a few mill cc on CO's at the drop of a hat 😉
we dont have rivals
I like how my about me is missing and you say elected CP again as if two of us were ever CP... Keep up the great work knuckle dragger.
presumably my new eGf and Keetna could have been CP's as multies. I will ask her.
I'm pretty sure HQ isn't your eAnything.
not yet not yet certainly i will have to raise money for the import taxes etc etc. .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xax8NC3txjI