[CP]Shocking rebelations and other grammarly Conan Drums.

Day 3,297, 03:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Recently I did our nations Kookaroo* statistics and some shocking revelations were made!





Indeed we have a 0 kookaroo to useless troll ratio.

Also, we have 0 kookaroos per every 4 useless whiny politicians.

Now these statistics might seem alarming because remember there is a nuclear holocaust chance in hell that one of them might by sheer luck become a cp again.

And then our current 22 Kookaroo per president ratio would be varked indefinitely



But guess we will have to take the Chance.


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kookaroo
A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.
All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!