[CP] Forig affairs - wot do u fink?

Day 3,136, 06:08 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street

Hello again.

What you’ve got ‘ere is your run of the mill, standard as it comes, CP update. But, there’s a generous splash of “what do you think?” mass-participation interactive action going on as well. You lucky, lucky people.



Training Wars
Are over!

Finally.

And as you can clearly see from the map below, we won.


another pivotal moment in the ongoing war between cricket, brie and burgers


We even blagged the France and USA governments into repaying a total of 130k cc in lost taxes while they held our regions. Thanks to the previous government for agreeing this (and then not writing it down or telling anyone, so that my incredible MoFA team had to use every shred of cunning they have and all the old negotiating tricks to persuade USA and France to comply😉

Our MoF Huey is currently gambling away wisely investing this unexpected windfall in order to increase its value even more. Cool huh?



Let [MoHA] entertain you…
Meanwhile, MoHA have been beavering away at a frankly unprecedented rate, churning out articles, interviews, top secret government leaks and - best of all - competitions. And that’s without mentioning the sterling work going on in PUT ASS.

We’ve also thrown sacks of cash at Huey and Boaty to give away as prizes in their respective Euro16 sweeps/leagues. That’ll teach them to come up with and implement good ideas before we had chance to.



So keep your eyes open for more MoHA and MoENT action and take part in the comps. We’ve got loads of money. We love you. We want you to have our money.



Foreign affairs - the serious bit
By far the busiest department so far this month has been MoFA. The eWorld is changing rapidly at the moment, with alliance shifts already starting. And all this is happening under the spectre of resource war and aeroplane based game changes from the admins.

For instance, Bulgaria and Turkey seem to be having a bit of a spat, with is of concern both to us and our friends in Spain. Meanwhile, USA have refused an MPP with their alliance-chums Russia, which may have implications for Pacifica. And our mates Ireland are in an alliance (Adriatica) that seems to be getting very close indeed to the alliance of our very much not mates Argentina (Syndicate).

And all the while our own alliance - PLUTO - is bumping along not doing very much (despite a recent effort to revive it).

So - and this is the bit where you come in - we want to gather as much useful information as we can about global goings-on, while listening to your ideas, suggestions and comments about how we could proceed. Things are changing - how do you think we should ride the wave?

Add your comments below. Or PM me with anything you want to say. Or have a chat with our mostly drunk MoFA Sir Jimmy Savile.



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eUK CP


* we asked nicely and they said “yes, no problem”.



Government propaganda machine…

CP paper (this one): http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/prime-minister-s-office-181812/1
MoF: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/bank-of-england-news-2217/1
Mo😨 http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/mod-news-2762/1
MoHA: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/euk-home-office-news-184299/1
MoENT: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/ministry-of-entertainment-291724/1
MoE😨 http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/education-gov-uk-247504/1
MoFA: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/uk-foreign-office-239373/1
Speaker: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/parliament-of-the-euk-203529/1


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Carlton thinks that PN is right - AS Singapore