What's Hip-Hop-Happnin in Mongressland
Rob the Bruce
Hai eUK. People writing congress articles is a big thing at the moment, so I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon seeing as I have some time to kill and nothing to do.
The actual PMs have actually been pretty boring. The last PM before Ad decided to separate legislation and cabinet banter in two separate PMs have just been a bunch of bill votes, it's far too civil and everybody's meme game is pretty sub-par.
I mean there was somebody that wasn't even sure how congress worke
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But other than that the whole PM isn't worth leaking, though I should point out that I drafted the sexiest legislation in existence. For those that don't like links i.e weirdos, here's the act in full:
I call it the "Stop silly bullsh!t act."
Apparently it's easier to shove the whole act into an amendment of another act (I don't understand either, don't worry), so we've got to wait for Addaway to write some boring piece of long literature before it goes anywhere:
The reason for me proposing such a limiting thingy is to stop random vegetables proposing silly acts nobody wants, e.g the Dicktakershit reform act:
The majority of the general public went against this sort of system when we got dictatorship legislation up and running the first time, and then the public willingly voted in Woldy so god knows why this proposal is even a thing. Stuff like this should not be proposed unless there's a large public demand for it (which there isn't). The current system works, leave it alone please.
Aaron also showed this loophole of being able to propose whatever dumb ass crap you want when he proposed this amendment:
I'm more of a countrylife butter kinda guy myself...
Anyway he unfortunately retracted this and put forward a sensible amendment sigh about willy's legislation having a clause that repealed the previous dictator thingy so that we didn't have two contradicting acts in the "law" at once.
Bugger all else has really happened recently, although I did get elected to that immigration thing...
IMMIGRATION BANTS
As nobody's wrote about this in their articles, I suppose this would be a good time to tell you about the
Apparently I'm a chair now:
#selfie
So with this new
This might look difficult to figure out
So Aaron's currently setting up and tweaking the glorious new application gdoc, which I won't give out any links to until it's finalised and we start using it in our official bizznizz.
For the current applicants, what we're doing while we don't have a form is asking them some questions and probing deep into their personal lives (We ask what TGs they have, they reveal how crap they are), followed by investigations into their home country (In other words Pannonian asks 11 Serbians if they've heard of the guy and then they all go "who?")
The only other thing of note in immigration is Pannonian has declared himself Head of Lolkans Investigations:
Supur sensitive leakages
I trust he'll do his job to an amazing standard.
That's pretty much all that's going on in all of mongress bizznizz, so uh... bye!
-Rob the Bruce
Now a piece of Ikea furniture
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Why did that picture have to be right at the top...
Grab the readers interest or something
Also the picture is representative of what I think of congress as a whole
I need comments for that journalism thingy so if somebody could start a massive argument that'd be lovely.
BigAnt should be dictator!
Willy4Dicktaker
I think Dapper should be King
I thought he was already Galactic Emperor. Wouldn't there be a conflict of interests.
Rob4CP!
That censored part is "Pink fluffy butterflies"
Can confirm.
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that last ss. 😮
I know, I was shocked at how well I managed to draw those black boxes too
you need to draw it better, I can see it thoroughly
HAVE 25 POUNDS!
Shining dung.
Gr9
UK congress is actually begining to look like a good example for the rest of the eWorld. well... mostly
Where do you want me to send the white stick?
Preferably i'd like you ram it up your own arse
comment for that journalism thingy