[MoF] We Are eUK, Hear Us Baw!
Bank of England
Hello eUK,
Its me, Wayne the Guv'nor bringing you the latest news with regards to your hard earned tax money and what the mighty Serfdom has been doing with it.
After meticulously going through the eUK financial records with a fine tooth comb, adding up, taking away, multiplying here and dividing there, I can confidently state here today on record that every penny is accounted for. For those of you with a more suspicious mind, I present you with a link to the record books right HERE for you all to double check.
As can be seen, the eUK is in a poor state of affairs, many eUKers are vastly richer than the Government at the moment, some of you even have a better income too.
Multiple thefts of the vaults, numerous AirStrike attacks on our fair nation and pretty much constant fighting for nearly a year can have a seriously damaging effect on even the best of eCountries. We are not the only country in eRep that are skint, in fact, we are in a better state then some of the strongest and most populace eCountries in the eWorld...
That's right eUK, as the more eagle eyed among you may have noticed, eUK is richer than the mighty eArgentina! I take full credit for this momentous achievement, the ideas and fiscal policies I have taken since gaining office are undoubtedly the sole reason for this turnaround in our fortunes. Not only have we overtaken an 'eSuperpower' with regards to our financial prowess. My advice and technical skills in the eMoney Market has seen the eUK's coffers nearly double, at the same time enabling our CP SerFartsalot to sign the most MPP's we have held in over a year.
It shouldn't shock you too much. You already know I'm as good, if not slightly better, than I claim to be...
Wayne's Next Great Idea...
After a brief discussion on IRC about possible ways to expand on our successes and make the Government even more money, I struck upon a fantastic way to increase our reserves. Naturally, being a member of Dental Corps, I not only run faster, jump higher and make love better then the average eUKer, I also hit harder than the average eUKer.
With people finally clicking on to the fact Currency wins you battles, the Combat Orders market has recently exploded. Being D3, I'm in a prime position to take advantage of this fact. While D1 and D2 offer the most cc per million, D3 is where the real money is made. With enough strength and rank every hit on the battle field for me is pure profit.
I propose for eUK's Congress to send me 200,000cc, sent to the most secure org we have, Dental Corps' The Vangabonds. With this money we will set about buying up as many Q7 tanks as 200k allows, at the cheapest price we can. With these Q7 tanks, I will set about scouring the eWorld looking for the best active CO's on offer and hitting for all I'm worth until every Q7 is gone from my storage. That, eUK is a promise.
I'm a man of my word.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot...
We richer than eCanada too... we truly do eLive in good times!
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Also, sucks to be Canaderp
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Will DC use the money for something other than trying to PTO the other parties, for once?
Maybe wanna clean the glasses Grandma and have another read...
I state clearly how the investment will work.
How on earth would you use money to PTO parties anyway
And shes running for congress? lol
Pay people to vote I assume. Bribe the current PP to quit handing over power to a high level DCer, would be another way...
Why would I pay for something I can get for free though?
is that a serious question iAdrastos?
Epic plan!
I'm certainly going to invest in this fella and so should you.
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Great 😛
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2/10 for some copy and paste skills
Where is the details of how much has been spent on combat orders?
Wayne's Big Plan was announced by the CP and this is it ? I was hoping for more , I was hoping to be wowed and proclaim his a great clever man , maybe next time............ . . . . . .
Read it again. It will double our income. 😃
I have read it 3 times its meant to be a bank of England report , but we have more details of Argentina and Canada, we have no profit or lost accounts, no details on training ground loans this report tells us nothing we have no details on how much WE spent on combat orders this is very IMPORTANT, so the idea is let Wayne try and get money on combat orders, he isn't even online the whole day their is no cost working out ie how much tanks cost and food off set via how much he could earn from combat orders, you also need to take into account that combats order will be on whens his online, maybe our best idea is not to spent money on combat orders can we have details on how much has been spent please, I have been online loads and know you have been setting combat orders to help our allies which I'm not against and I enjoy the Banana Repbulik even though we lost Scotland to Norway, if any idea is to work we need full details not just give Wayne 200k on the off chance that combat orders will be set , maybe we are spending that same amount on combat orders, so please let us know how much has be spent Thank You.
And for one I can tell you a better idea :
Instead of wasting 200k of the countries money , did you know that some units across the world as offering 500 tanks a week and some are offering very high wages a day you can earn over 1000 a day, wayne could tank for FREE if he joins one of these units or just work, and gives the uk money if he so pleases. infact anyone can do this, why don't you all use your brains for once and work as a team if people really care the UK you could send say 10 fighters out each week to other units get FREE tanks and donate all combat order monies simple or 10 ppl can earn 1000 a day that's 10000 a day they do it for a week, then another group of 10 do it. now wages are unlimited this is a good way to earn money for the country.
Also wouldn't a better idea to donate the tanks to someone instead of buying loads up if you going down that route, many uk members have factories and it cheaper than buying from the market.
summary don't waste 200k on tanks when you can get them FREE or cheaper
What are these units offering £1000 or 500 tanks? I'm genuinely curious.
this unit also sells tanks half price to it members !
Hers is a article http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/easy-company-set-to-expand--2488107/1/20
Ed Z. Coontz, an Elite D4 fighter works 4x per day and averages over 75 kills.
He gets a Q1 house from EZC weekly.
He gets $1680 for his 3x daily Overtime clicks.
He gets tanks for $3.03 per Q7 through the EZA.
Meaning his potential total weekly supplies are 1 Q1 house and 554 Q7 weapons.
I think the main question is why V needed to read this 3 times? It's quite simple English to understand.
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why should we waste 200k cc to get 200k tanks while we can steal(exploit) q7 weapons from other MUs around the world?
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good advice you use there.
ups, *waste 200k cc to get as many as possible q7 tanks""
stop trolling, I;m offering good advice if something is on offer why not take it , its not stealing its smart thinking.
I tell you what Dapper, you go join this Yank MU and prove to me this theory of yours works...
I gave you a link to see eUK's income and expenditure, did you not see it?
This month has been nothing but pure profit, not a single penny of eUK tax money has been spent on CO's...
so who monies has been spent on CO's ? I'm online loads and the MOD unit has been spending 10000's, all you did was show a link to a page any one can access, where are TG loans details, you have shown no figures no workings out nothing, just telling it pure profit is nonsense , Scotland has been lost for a start , their are questions that need answers
As for the past 3 months or so, private money as been used when setting CO's.
You seen to fail at Game Mechanics, that link is all you need, no money can be moved from the treasury without Congresses consent and vote. The link shows all the figures you need... Can't you just be happy that we have double what we started with.
The Norway War has been lost for a specific reason.
YOU WANT OVER 900 GOLD T0 BUY TANKS TO A IDEA THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED , put your theory into test first , why would you buy tanks at 6 quid anyway why would you need so much, anyone with half a brain would say give it a test first and come back with results, simple as that I cant say no more.
It has been tested... Anyone with half a brain can see the maths works!
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Most successful MoF term ever.
In fact I'm endorsing this article because I know you can double my money.
Presumably you meant to point out that, after spending 200k on Q7s and using them to earn high-value COs from other countries (which, if it works, is a clever idea), you'll keep a record of all the CO cash you've earned, and then put that money back into the eUK's coffers?
If that's the case - great idea 😉
Any predictions on how much 200k's worth of Q7s will earn in COs?
if this is to happen wayne needs to join the unit that sells tanks for half price to it members
That's like asking how long is that piece of string. It all depends on the amount of CO on offer.
But you know how much you've been getting recently. And you know that those levels will make this idea work. So surely you have an idea of how much profit this idea will make based on those levels?
Well I can hit 1.2million with 2 Q7 tanks, a total cost of about 12-18cc depending on the price of the tanks, I haven't purchased food in about 2 years, so that cost is null and void. Bog standard D3 CO's are 20cc/million.
As I said, every hit is profit.
1.2 million for 2 q7 tanks is nothing special, i just done 1.6 million . also 20cc million really most are 10-15 cc , you want 914 gold nearly 75% of the UK monies to buy 33000 tanks that will take you 7/8 months to use making a couple of pound profit if that ,and CO are not 100% certain , why don't you give you theory a try for a week using your own money then come back with some results for the UK citizens to look at.
You are D4 you retard, we are a different price bracket... D4 is a standard price of 10cc/million. Learn to Game mechanic before you spout your nonsense.
I have been testing my theory, it works well. Anyone that can do simple maths can see it works...
anyone with simple maths can tell you buying tanks for 6 pound is retarded when you can get them for 3 pound anyone with simple maths can tell you to produce tanks is cheaper than buying off the market , like i said before it takes no brains to work out if you buy 2q7 tanks for 12 quid and the co is 15 for a million you make 3 profit big deal , wow your a mastermind here is a few tips
first off you would source where to buy tanks cheaper not off the market
2nd you wouldn't need 200k you could start with 20k to see if it works them come back with some figures
You are only telling us something every top fighter is doing right now to pay for their tanks , put your proof on paper record all the details then ask for some monies you wouldn't walk into a bank and ask for 1 million quid with no proof it works and is a viable now that would be retarded.
ffs Dapper, the cost of the tanks was going off market rates, as I said in the article tanks would be sourced at the cheapest price possible...
So all the 'top fighters' are using this method to make money, but you still require me to prove its concept? Surely the 'top fighters' taking advantage of this should be proof enough already...
I am not good with numbers so I can"t give any cons or pros for this plan.Only want to say the Wayne"s plan could be usefull and it"s worth to try to implement it.o7
I just can't believe nobody's come up with this cracking idea before!
It's a genius plan.
I was wondering where is the catch 😃
Supposing that you are using all your wellness for fighting only (+daily routine) and hit only in high CO battles (which is pretty unlikely - not questioning your word, but let's face it there are times of the day when there's no CO battle at all), that's about 2 months with an average of 50w/h refill.
Well, I am not sure... to say the least.
Very few and far between that we never have a CO up in at least one battle. The only health I spend on not fighting is my TG health, so 40 health a day would be set aside.
I never stated this was a get quick rich scheme...
You show us the maths then just guessing i think it would take 8-10 months
I've never said this was a get rich quick scheme...
5.6 years
I am certainly interested in this proposal
@Wayne - your 1.21million damage for 2Q7 (20 hits) is basic
If you had the 50% damage booster it would be 1.81 million
Will you be able to do enough before you reach div 4?