[eUSA] An Opportunity.

Day 2,617, 08:06 • Published in USA USA • by Evry

Hello America!



For those unaware, I'm this administration's Chief of Staff. As such, I'm in need of filling a few vacancies within the White House Staff.

Secretary of Homeland Security

This person would be responsible for checking the various congressional candidates for security risk prior to election day. They would be a very important part of the security apparatus of the country.

Media Department Press Staff

The Secretary of the Media is looking for Press Staff Writers to assist in the writing of the frequently published White House Press Release articles. This opportunity is a great way to get involved with the Executive, and can lead to great things for you in the future. Your writing could be included in articles frequently reaching the Top 5, such as these:
Another Day, Another Hoot
Wild Owl Hoots; Estonia Trembles in Fear

USAF Arrmy Press Staff

The USAF is looking for a few writers to assist in writing articles chronicling our Army's efforts in subduing our enemies overseas. Examples of their work can be located here:
ASS Day 2592 GLORIOUS VICTORY OVER SPAIN!
ASS Day 2607 We March Onward


If you are interested in any of these positions, please send me, Evry, a message (including your desired role, and any past experience you have) and I'll consider your application.

Thank you.