[ASS Day 2607] We March Onward
USAF Media
Here’s what to look for in this week’s ASS:
: 1: Operation Освободим медведя
: 2: Hail Mexibro
: 3: Position Openings
: 4: Supply Tiers
Editor: Alexander_Auctoritas
Contributor: Kalos Hoenn
Operation Освободим медведя
Writer: Alexander_Auctoritas
Operation Освободим медведя (Free the Bear) is in full swing. As you can see, Russia is now back on the map, as we proceed to punish those responsible for her brief absence. The eUS Congress allocated a generous sum for this operation, and has barely spent a dime.
Thank you to everyone who has helped in this Operation. To those who would attack our brother in the future, you would do best to reconsider any such aggression. It will be met with force and you will be punished.
HAIL RUSSIA!
HAIL LATVIA!
HAIL FINLAND!
HAIL REPUBLIC OF CHINA!
HAIL USA!
HAIL PACIFICA!
Hail Mexibro!
Writer: Kalos Hoenn
We would like to thank Mexico for redoing the deal previously held with the U.S.A. and renting Baja, with its saltpeter bonus, to us. The cooperation between these two countries still grows strong, even after the interruption caused by Spain. The United States will continue to stand by Mexico, just like when we rushed to its defense against the Argentinian airstrike a couple of months ago. We’ll be looking forward to continuing this partnership, Guaranteeing the national interests and security of both countries.
The USAF is looking for a few good men and women. We have opportunities including, but not limited to, the following positions:
Platoon Leaders
Regiment Captains
Senior Officers
Junior Officers
Flight Training Officers
QMs
If you are interested, send a message to dmjohnston or NUI04.
JOIN the USAF Today!!!
As always, a reminder of the USAF’s supply tiers as they currently stan
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Divison 1 - Normal
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on first request into DoDSEP Account
Divison 1 - Strong (>25k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on first request into DoDSEP Account
Divison 2 - Low Level (Level 45 and under)
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on first request into DoDSEP Account
Divison 2 - Normal (Level 46-50)
2 Drops of 6 Tanks
60 Q5 Food when Requested
Divison 2 - Strong (>35k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
Divison 3 - Normal
3 Drops of 10 Tanks
Divison 3 - Strong (>70k Q7 hit)
3 Drops of 12 Tanks
Divison 4 - Normal
3 Drops of 15 Tanks
Divison 4 - Elite (Level 101 and up)
3 Drops of 30 Tanks
The USAF wants YOU! Join today to become a member of this elite fighting force.
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!
"Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her ASS."
dmjohnston
Secretary of Defense
"I like ass but i think i like boobs more."
nui04
USAF Operations Commander
"I am TheAssMan."
Alexander_Auctoritas
ASS Editor in Chief
"Hoot Hoott"
Wild Owl
President of the United States
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Comments
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Plenty of ASS.
ASS 4 America!
Keep shakin that Ass!
Can't say I'm really an ass man, but this is good stuff.
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INSURGIO~
Operation Освободим медведя - this is correct translation to russian
Thanks.
Thanks, Mexico and
FREE THE BEAR!
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Nice hooters, Wild Owl