[WTP] Running for congress and for chocolate too
Zetyro
Today I am here to announce my run for congress.Why? Because I want to conquer the world...
And my first step is the congress chair.
If you don't know me here a few things about me:
Well know facts:
I already sit in congress chair but in other country and I like to tank as much as I can.
Not so well know facts:
I love chocolate and books and I am a disguise fox that have megalomaniac dreams.
Hide facts:
Chocolate is better than the green mushroom from Mario.
Random facts:
-There are too many animals in WTP sometimes I feel like in zoo.
-But the kittens and the cookies are good so why not?
-I was the first american to get 10 FF medals.
-I am a EZC soldier and I love our forum s2.
-I was out of idea for an article but Mazzy didn't accepted my chocolate bribe, so here I am.
-What type of woman doesn't accept chocolate bribes?
-Kittens are scary, be careful.
-WTP was TOved by a gecko =0
-Nobody allows me to harpoon the whale in the WTP room ;-;
-Is anybody still reading this?
-Now to cook a good cake you need to put a can of soda to make it fluffy and wet.
-But you can put vodka too, but I won't be responsible for anything that may happens.
-Dignity is solvable in alcohol.
-Don't use drugs, use puppys, or kittens, or chocolate (Now I am hungry)
-I forgot my point in the middle of way...
-I had a point?
-I had a way?
-If you have a bad comment to do save it for a RGR article (but if you are RGR feel welcome to made it) '-'
-I love Dark Tower from Stephen King and Name of the Wind from Patrick Rothfuss.
-My book pile sometimes falls in the middle of night so if I die, burn all the books they are rebelling again.
-Maybe I should write a book with random facts.
-If you are a new baby try the DoI news or the eUSA forum.
-If you are a veteran try to find anything to have fun even if its not funny.
-Don't TOver countries make love or a cake.
-If you made a cake then give me a piece.
-I like to lessen eNPR in Friday nights so good job Melissa, Talo and Gnil (I probably misspeled someone names or forgot someone names)
-I am leading the WTP TOver by EZC while the other are doing one in USWP.
-AMPs have Largo so they are good.
-LAP IRC is almost as active as WTP(we need to work hard to show them that we rule in IRC)
-My plan is to confuse you to forget what was the original point of this article.
-Have I mentioned that I will follow the rules and be a good congressman?
-No? So I will write in here 'I will follow the rules and be a good congressman'
-However I don't really want to touch the CS part, my own experience shows me that its a trap.
-Without a enemy and because of the lack of true brotherhood TWO probably will fall soon.
-I hope we can put USA in a good position instead of be hitted by a fragment that fell.
-I won't say about USA allies because this will start a polemic about the best USA ally...
-Polemic is good, what is the best ally from USA?
-Mazzy stop eating my chocolate...
-Mazzy stop!
-... I was just joking please don't hurt me...
P.S.:Have I told you that I stole the images from my rivals? So I can't lose to them, just draw.
And with draw opponents I can win by a 50% chance. *insert a evily laugh here*
P.S.2.
😃on't give knives to your cats they turn in aggressive monsters. *pulling a knife from leg*
Comments
perta
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *noms ALL THE CHOCOLATE*
~insurgio
Meow! ♥
o/ Voted
Good luck Zetyro
~INSURGIO~
Can't bribe her with chocolate? Try Whiskas next time.
Chocolate is WAY better!
Saw? Every woman love chocolate, she probably was doing bullying with me.
Zetryro FOR CP!
(i can't write his name is too hard to me 😕)
6 letters ;-;
Not so hard
TOver!
Abs
good luck !!
Nice, as crazy as your tanking.
I read every word.
lol
~CHOCOLATE INSURGIO~
🙂
Most excellent. Even my spiels can't match that.
INSURGIO~
you had me at 'too many animals in WTP'
⚡INSURGIO⚡
INSURGIO~