[WTP] Running for congress and for chocolate too

Day 2,192, 12:08 • Published in USA Brazil • by Zetyro


Today I am here to announce my run for congress.Why? Because I want to conquer the world...
And my first step is the congress chair.



If you don't know me here a few things about me:

Well know facts:

I already sit in congress chair but in other country and I like to tank as much as I can.

Not so well know facts:

I love chocolate and books and I am a disguise fox that have megalomaniac dreams.

Hide facts:

Chocolate is better than the green mushroom from Mario.






Random facts:

-There are too many animals in WTP sometimes I feel like in zoo.
-But the kittens and the cookies are good so why not?
-I was the first american to get 10 FF medals.
-I am a EZC soldier and I love our forum s2.
-I was out of idea for an article but Mazzy didn't accepted my chocolate bribe, so here I am.
-What type of woman doesn't accept chocolate bribes?
-Kittens are scary, be careful.
-WTP was TOved by a gecko =0
-Nobody allows me to harpoon the whale in the WTP room ;-;
-Is anybody still reading this?
-Now to cook a good cake you need to put a can of soda to make it fluffy and wet.
-But you can put vodka too, but I won't be responsible for anything that may happens.
-Dignity is solvable in alcohol.
-Don't use drugs, use puppys, or kittens, or chocolate (Now I am hungry)
-I forgot my point in the middle of way...
-I had a point?
-I had a way?
-If you have a bad comment to do save it for a RGR article (but if you are RGR feel welcome to made it) '-'
-I love Dark Tower from Stephen King and Name of the Wind from Patrick Rothfuss.
-My book pile sometimes falls in the middle of night so if I die, burn all the books they are rebelling again.
-Maybe I should write a book with random facts.
-If you are a new baby try the DoI news or the eUSA forum.
-If you are a veteran try to find anything to have fun even if its not funny.
-Don't TOver countries make love or a cake.
-If you made a cake then give me a piece.
-I like to lessen eNPR in Friday nights so good job Melissa, Talo and Gnil (I probably misspeled someone names or forgot someone names)
-I am leading the WTP TOver by EZC while the other are doing one in USWP.
-AMPs have Largo so they are good.
-LAP IRC is almost as active as WTP(we need to work hard to show them that we rule in IRC)
-My plan is to confuse you to forget what was the original point of this article.
-Have I mentioned that I will follow the rules and be a good congressman?
-No? So I will write in here 'I will follow the rules and be a good congressman'
-However I don't really want to touch the CS part, my own experience shows me that its a trap.
-Without a enemy and because of the lack of true brotherhood TWO probably will fall soon.
-I hope we can put USA in a good position instead of be hitted by a fragment that fell.
-I won't say about USA allies because this will start a polemic about the best USA ally...
-Polemic is good, what is the best ally from USA?
-Mazzy stop eating my chocolate...
-Mazzy stop!
-... I was just joking please don't hurt me...



P.S.:Have I told you that I stole the images from my rivals? So I can't lose to them, just draw.
And with draw opponents I can win by a 50% chance. *insert a evily laugh here*

P.S.2.😃on't give knives to your cats they turn in aggressive monsters. *pulling a knife from leg*