[Shithole Index] The Shithole Index Global Rankings of March 2013
ApronChef
Welkome to the first issue of The Shithole Index [TSI]. I have been working tirelessly to get this working and fit the eWorld, and I have finally finished. The 300 step calculation that is The Shithole Index [TSI], has been used on the 70 eNations of the eWorld to determine their Shithole Index score and points.
Score - This will be important for future statisitics, its pretty much the Raw Universal Index Number [RUIN].
Points - The Standard Index Number [TSIN] of the eNation, this is a developed number of how much a shithole the eNation is.
Now to explain what The Shithole Index [TSI] shows and how its worked out, and why its nothing but correct.
How it is worked out:
There is a 300 step calculation that takes into account everything involved with that eNation. Including population, Military Units, happy ratings, newspapers, damage, fighters, active members, country president, government, regions, funds, money, gold, organisations and so much more.
What it shows:
It shows exactly what it implies in the title; how much a shithole somewhere is.
Why it is correct and is never wrong:
It cannot be wrong, for The Shithole Index [TSI] has been blessed and approved by royalty. King Woldy has given his royal blessing and approval to The Shithole Index [TSI], and we're ever so proud.
This sums up The Shithole Index Global Rankings of March 2013, I hope you have thoroughly enjoyed yourselves.
Lots of Love;
~ApronChef
Comments
1st...Lol'd seriously. Surely were in to double figure in eUK?
lol
Interesting how we are tied with France and Canada
we're the same countries really
not much is different (we get wiped occasionally)
We have better friends.
😃
Actually I'd call them your parents ^__^
lol'd
I presume, as this is a negative index of a country, the lower the score, the worse that country is.
Bigger the score/points = bigger the shithole.
You fell for it!!!! Pity it isn't the 1st of April.
I may try and make this fit players too, so be warned, I may just make you the biggest shithole 😛
Temper, temper. lol
o7
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o/
Spain, 10th? Damn.
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Voted, but you have a mistake in the 21st name, because Macedonia is a geographical region of Greece and not a country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(Greece)
I'll make sure to change that next month, thanx for pointing that out.
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It's the name for a region of Greece AND also the name of a country. Similar to how Georgia is both the name of a US state AND of a country. Why can Greeks not understand this? You'd almost think they were insecure... or had territorial ambitions... Hmm
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where is FYROM?
I wrote Macedonia instead of Republic of Macedonia [FYROM]
It will be corrected next month.
oops 😒 i'd correct it now if I was you to avoid any hate
Re-name it "Macedonia is Greece" and watch the butthurt roll in
Glorious.
Thanx
#prayforperu
They're gunna need it if they keep scoring that high!
Laughed like a bitch. Good work O7
Voted for Great Justice
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Ah crap, so you're telling me I just moved from one shithole to the next?
Yes.
It is Macedonia, not FYROM.
No it's FYROM!
No it isn't.
Macedonians can call their own country whatever they want.
Yeah, but Macedonians live in Greece.
Yes, but there is a country who call themselves Macedonians, and no-one can stop them no matter how many people are butthurt about it.
A smile was brought to my face when reading this, thanks.
Im sure the eUK should be ranked higher... bias much?
Its calculated by pretty much ever open statistic in and out of erepublik.
Don't blame the math, we have royal approval and blessing, it cannot be wrong. But the fact it states France, Canada and UK are alike, sort of rings true.
Just take into account that the eUK has quite a busy community, and that's bound to hike it up.
Or down, depending on the way you look at it.
LOL... fair enough. I bow to your statistical genius 😛
Each Global Rankings article is each month on the 1st, will be interesting to see how badly things shift around.
Also, yes, BOW, BOW DOWN TO ME 😛
Okay, so I didn't mean it quite that literally
Had to get my hopes up and then dash them didn't you
It saddens me how the Macedonia squad literally trawls through foreign articles in search of something to troll.