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[Shithole Index] The Shithole Index Global Rankings of March 2013

Day 1,928, 03:27 • Published in United Kingdom

• by ApronChef

Welkome to the first issue of The Shithole Index [TSI]. I have been working tirelessly to get this working and fit the eWorld, and I have finally finished. The 300 step calculation that is The Shithole Index [TSI], has been used on the 70 eNations of the eWorld to determine their Shithole Index score and points.

Score - This will be important for future statisitics, its pretty much the Raw Universal Index Number [RUIN].

Points - The Standard Index Number [TSIN] of the eNation, this is a developed number of how much a shithole the eNation is.

Now to explain what The Shithole Index [TSI] shows and how its worked out, and why its nothing but correct.

How it is worked out:

There is a 300 step calculation that takes into account everything involved with that eNation. Including population, Military Units, happy ratings, newspapers, damage, fighters, active members, country president, government, regions, funds, money, gold, organisations and so much more.

What it shows:

It shows exactly what it implies in the title; how much a shithole somewhere is.

Why it is correct and is never wrong:

It cannot be wrong, for The Shithole Index [TSI] has been blessed and approved by royalty. King Woldy has given his royal blessing and approval to The Shithole Index [TSI], and we're ever so proud.

This sums up The Shithole Index Global Rankings of March 2013, I hope you have thoroughly enjoyed yourselves.

Lots of Love;
~ApronChef

Comments

Niko Jones Day 1,928, 03:46

1st...Lol'd seriously. Surely were in to double figure in eUK?

MR. HANK SCORPIO Day 1,928, 04:01

lol

GameChanger Day 1,928, 04:02

Interesting how we are tied with France and Canada

klop123 Day 1,929, 06:44

we're the same countries really
not much is different (we get wiped occasionally)

GameChanger Day 1,929, 09:17

We have better friends.
😃

klop123 Day 1,930, 18:06

Actually I'd call them your parents ^__^

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,928, 04:12

lol'd

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,928, 04:33

I presume, as this is a negative index of a country, the lower the score, the worse that country is.

ApronChef Day 1,928, 04:34

Bigger the score/points = bigger the shithole.

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,928, 05:07

You fell for it!!!! Pity it isn't the 1st of April.

ApronChef Day 1,928, 05:11

I may try and make this fit players too, so be warned, I may just make you the biggest shithole 😛

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,928, 15:23

Temper, temper. lol

FragUK Day 1,928, 04:37

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,928, 05:06

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Mr Woldy Day 1,928, 05:13

Minino. Day 1,928, 05:16

Spain, 10th? Damn.

Dr. F Day 1,928, 05:20

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Dr. F Day 1,928, 05:21

Voted, but you have a mistake in the 21st name, because Macedonia is a geographical region of Greece and not a country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(Greece)

ApronChef Day 1,928, 05:24

I'll make sure to change that next month, thanx for pointing that out.

Dr. F Day 1,928, 05:26

Sub 199

Douglas Mckeever Day 1,928, 11:19

It's the name for a region of Greece AND also the name of a country. Similar to how Georgia is both the name of a US state AND of a country. Why can Greeks not understand this? You'd almost think they were insecure... or had territorial ambitions... Hmm

Viridi Day 1,928, 16:10

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voleutis Day 1,928, 05:39

where is FYROM?

ApronChef Day 1,928, 05:41

I wrote Macedonia instead of Republic of Macedonia [FYROM]

It will be corrected next month.

Sambo112 Day 1,928, 09:15

oops 😒 i'd correct it now if I was you to avoid any hate

Derphoof Day 1,928, 10:26

Re-name it "Macedonia is Greece" and watch the butthurt roll in

John F Baker Day 1,928, 06:29

Glorious.

ApronChef Day 1,928, 06:31

Thanx

Ando Calrissian Day 1,928, 06:33

#prayforperu

ApronChef Day 1,928, 06:34

They're gunna need it if they keep scoring that high!

Send love to Plato Day 1,928, 06:51

Laughed like a bitch. Good work O7

Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 1,928, 08:04

Voted for Great Justice

Funky 24 Day 1,928, 08:25

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Leo Balzac Day 1,928, 08:34

Ah crap, so you're telling me I just moved from one shithole to the next?

ApronChef Day 1,928, 08:50

Yes.

Viridi Day 1,928, 16:11

It is Macedonia, not FYROM.

Arfan-Khan Day 1,929, 11:44

No it's FYROM!

Viridi Day 1,948, 15:41

No it isn't.

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,928, 16:43

Macedonians can call their own country whatever they want.

Arfan-Khan Day 1,929, 11:44

Yeah, but Macedonians live in Greece.

irishbhoy1967 Day 1,929, 11:51

Yes, but there is a country who call themselves Macedonians, and no-one can stop them no matter how many people are butthurt about it.

GNimmo Day 1,929, 00:36

A smile was brought to my face when reading this, thanks.

Manny Calavera Day 1,929, 09:17

Im sure the eUK should be ranked higher... bias much?

ApronChef Day 1,929, 10:14

Its calculated by pretty much ever open statistic in and out of erepublik.

Don't blame the math, we have royal approval and blessing, it cannot be wrong. But the fact it states France, Canada and UK are alike, sort of rings true.

Just take into account that the eUK has quite a busy community, and that's bound to hike it up.