America Saved from Moronic Threat
Gnilraps
Department of Pride
Day 1,731 of the New World
16 August 2012
It almost got stupid around here for another month.
Downright retarded.
But this nation is not fond of dimwittery. And when the moron apocalypse is upon us, we band together.
Yesterday sound-thinking Americans banded together for one just cause, to block the imbeciles from Government.
Now this is a game, and numbskulls are free to play it any way they choose.
So let's take a moment to celebrate the nitwits, for they always make the rest of us feel that much wiser by comparison.
And let us also thank the many, many patriotic men and women who worked together yesterday to keep the halls of US Government free from nincompoopery next month.
You saw the shouts yesterday.
You know who the real heroes are.
Literally thousands of you got a Personal Message from me asking for your vote. Some of you got more than one. Thank you for your many kind responses. Thank you for your votes.
And thank you to the trrble elitists who worked so hard yesterday to coordinate, direct, and turn out voters. I know who you are. If you want to be named, let me know. If you'd rather your hard work remain anonymous, my lips are sealed.
Just a few words about the party formerly known as
My ear is not open to those who have mishandled this party in the past. Their bad judgment and nefarious chicanery should not be rewarded with further influence. They will lay in the bed of their own making.
I will, however, listen to any and all who want to build this into a Party which functions normally, endorses reasonable Political policies, and engages the national debate in a respectable fashion. This is no longer going to be the hive of anti-American troublemakers. It will be a Political Party working to stake its claim of influence for the betterment of our Nation and toward the TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR ENEMIES.
Meanwhile, for just one day, we'll troll the schmucks.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
o7
Count on my support
Voted.
So you took CTRL ha?
Nefarious chicanery!?! Good heavens man, reported for multi-syllabic word usage 😛
P.S. nice article, voted!
FTFY
CG betrayal of RGR has cost him his party.
That's all.
"CG betrayal of RGR has cost him his party."
Actually his betrayal of his country has cost him his party. He could easily have been the ATO candidate if he could be trusted to do the right thing. But he's proven repeatedly that he cannot.
"CG betrayal of RGR has cost him his party."
Actually his betrayal of his country has cost him his party. He could easily have been the ATO candidate if he could be trusted to do the right thing. But he's proven repeatedly that he cannot.
😁This exactly😁
FIST
What country?
Almost 2/3 of our population are EDENites (Turks, Romanians, Croats...)
eUSA cannot do anything anymore without the EDEN HQs approval.
What are you defending? EDENs supply base?
moron apocalypse averted
congrats buddy
Sorry, but aren't we just substituting one goofball who takes this shit too seriously with another? I mean, where's the fun?
congrats. it was close 😛
🙂
well now we can focus on congress election without having to launch a national ATO!
Hurray!
Yeah chucky. Back to trying to beat each other now. 😃
Congratulations Gnilraps!
I love the title of this article. I cracked up.
I feel like we should give Chickensguys a thank you basket for taking votes away from RGR
I don't trust chickensguys as far as I can throw him while RGR's member is still plunged up his colon.
That being said, props to the guy for finally pitching in to get gnilraps elected. There's a tiny chance he might try to redeem himself over the next year or so.
Assuming he doesn't do something catastrophically stupid in the meantime. Like I said, a tiny chance. Tiny, tiny chance.
"And thank you to the trrble elitists who worked so hard yesterday to coordinate, direct, and turn out voters."
Nice to see them getting some positive recognition. Grats for the win. o/
epic win
Congrats Gnil, glad to see someone with a level head running the RLC.
o7
Count on my support 2 : )
Grats Gnilrap
Congrats my friend...!
Nicely done.
Fun stuff this ATO business.
SEES !!!!
Ajay is a true 'Murican.
congrats gnilraps!
o7