America Saved from Moronic Threat

Day 1,731, 05:13 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Department of Pride
Day 1,731 of the New World
16 August 2012

It almost got stupid around here for another month.

Downright retarded.

But this nation is not fond of dimwittery. And when the moron apocalypse is upon us, we band together.

Yesterday sound-thinking Americans banded together for one just cause, to block the imbeciles from Government.

Now this is a game, and numbskulls are free to play it any way they choose.

So let's take a moment to celebrate the nitwits, for they always make the rest of us feel that much wiser by comparison.

And let us also thank the many, many patriotic men and women who worked together yesterday to keep the halls of US Government free from nincompoopery next month.

You saw the shouts yesterday.

You know who the real heroes are.

Literally thousands of you got a Personal Message from me asking for your vote. Some of you got more than one. Thank you for your many kind responses. Thank you for your votes.

And thank you to the trrble elitists who worked so hard yesterday to coordinate, direct, and turn out voters. I know who you are. If you want to be named, let me know. If you'd rather your hard work remain anonymous, my lips are sealed.

Just a few words about the party formerly known as Libertarians USMJ Republican Liberty Caucus SEES Brotherhood Vote Gnilraps:

My ear is not open to those who have mishandled this party in the past. Their bad judgment and nefarious chicanery should not be rewarded with further influence. They will lay in the bed of their own making.

I will, however, listen to any and all who want to build this into a Party which functions normally, endorses reasonable Political policies, and engages the national debate in a respectable fashion. This is no longer going to be the hive of anti-American troublemakers. It will be a Political Party working to stake its claim of influence for the betterment of our Nation and toward the TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF OUR ENEMIES.

Meanwhile, for just one day, we'll troll the schmucks.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking