[PotUS] You've Got a Friend in Me
Evry
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Hello readers. Today, we're forced to examine what a “bro” is. To many people, this definition has a varied meaning, a personal meaning. To me though, a bro stands by you. If they're a big bro, maybe they'll tease you a little, question your decisions, push you around, but it's all done lovingly. If they're a little bro, they follow you, either to greatness and glory, or to demise and defeat, simply due to bro love. There is some mixing over between the roles, but at the end of the day, the point is that bros stick by their bros.
This game has gone on for many years, and in this time, the United States has acquired not just many allies, but many bros. Canada has been one of our greatest bros for a long time. However, it’s time to figure out who’s the big brother, and who’s the little brother, who’s the leader, and who’s the follower, and more importantly: who’s the best.
So, with a sense of pride for our hat, we shall wage war to our fullest extent to show you, Canada, where your place is. We shall show Canada that it’s only on top because it’s the hat, but is below us in all other aspects. We shall show Canada why their leadership has failed them.
So, how has their leadership failed them? Well, I’m here to educate them in this. For one, their leaders are impulsive and ignorant. They showed this by leaking the CTRL charter without speaking with the United States about where they were to fit into the alliance. This is a sign of immaturity, which is not surprising since Canada is our little bro, however, it must be corrected.
Canada’s leaders also exhibited a lack of shame and humility. After damaging relations with the United States, their leaders refused to acknowledge the errors of their ways, and acted as if they could not only avoid the ramifications of such actions, but also punish the punishers. Such shame shows how their leaders can’t step off of their pedestals for the good of their own country.
Finally, Canada’s leaders failed their country by forcing this war. They spent the past few weeks trying to bait the United States into invading. This is a fatal issue on their part for many reasons. For one, it shows a lack of love for their bro, something they will pay dearly for. But, it also shows that they don’t care for their allies. The United States puts out a lot of damage for her allies in both Terra and EDEN. That damage no longer can reach our bros in Croatia, France, or Australia, or in any other war zone. That damage no longer can reach our bros because Canada intentionally made us lose our MPPs with such countries. For this, they will be punished by their bigger brother.
Americans, listen up. It’s time to teach our bros a lesson. It’s time we show Canada not to mess with the United States. It’s time we club some baby seals, and wipe Canada off the face of the map. More importantly, it’s time to make North America one United State of America.
It’s sometimes difficult to hit your brother, but remember: we’re attacking to save them from themselves. Canada shall one day return to glory, return to bro status, but not while their leaders continue to put their egos above the country. This will not be a war of hate, but a war of freedom, to save free Canada from its oppressive, arrogant, childish leaders, and pave the way for the real Canadians to step up as our bro again.
This will be a difficult war to fight, but, our fighters can help our bro up from these tough times.
Hail the United States
Hail Canada
Hail our Bros
-President Evry
Comments
Operation Canadian Bacon is a Go!
oh my
votado
GO GO GO
Tonight we bathe in their cold, syrupy blood.
"It’s sometimes difficult to hit your brother, but remember: we’re attacking to save them from themselves."
Sounds like an abusive relationship.
Its time
"However, it’s time to figure out who’s the big brother, and who’s the little brother, who’s the leader, and who’s the follower, and more importantly: who’s the best."
How much ego??!?!
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it was a rogue congressman that NE'd you and made you lose your MPP's
our Congress voted it down
you and yours did not
have fun wasting damage in eCanada and getting all those region bonuses you already have
your the best player on ONE's team
Canadian Bacon...or miniature American Ham? I think we all know the real answer....
"It’s sometimes difficult to hit your brother, but remember: we’re attacking to save them from themselves."
As a four time CP of eCan who could no longer tolerate the immaturity and irrational behaviour that goes on there, I fought against eCan as an EPC Rebel, raising awareness of the corruption in eCan government and lack of integrity in their dealings. I empathize with the "difficult to hit" statement and wholeheartedly agree that eCan needs to be shown a lesson.
LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATE OF NORTH AMERICA!
Time to put Canada in its place.
so..... this means crown royal becomes a bourbon?
A professional and more than adequate explanation.
What a crap. This article for LULZ ? Are You serious ? x D U MAD BRO ? x D
Nobody can swallow that. x D
Operation CBC (Canadian Bacon Cheeseburger) would have a better ring to it, yet as an eMerican, I'd expect you not to get that reference ; )
Here's a appy platter of BaconBatteredBros to suck on while you wait for the war to roll in:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-nid-the-great-pig-war-2083834/1/20
People are already so uptight over this, I can't wait to see where this takes us.
Maybe I'm a turncoat, but I know what side my burger is pickled on.
USA
USA
USA
@Crisfire: Have fun being off the map.
see you on teh battlefield
This exactly what eCanada needs and deserves.
'MERICA
@Kishvier like i care..i need a RW medal
MPP's gone, wasted damage on, lets face it, a laregly insignificant player in this game
go Team America!
I LOVE THE SMELL OF MAPLE SYRUP IN THE MORNING
...wait
MURICA
When the Fail is so strong, one facepalm is not enough xD
America: Your country is a desolate wasteland.
Your "leadership" makes Ajay Bruno seem reasonable by comparison.
You rely on pathetic has-beens and never-will-be's to guide you.
When will you awake from your slumber?
"Canada intentionally made us lose our MPPs with such countries."
If by Canada, you mean your executive order to vote Yes to making eCan a NE, then yes, Canada royally DRYF**KED eUS in the rectum.
a preemptive strike against an ally, no matter how good or bad they are, is a strategic mistake.
it blurs the lines, arguments, reason, sight... and apparently borders too.
if justification and approval are the objective, the above holds true.
the use of force to prove a point must follow a defensive path, or risk alienation, insubordination and loss of morale and command authority.
if punishment must be fair and proportional, the above holds true.
meh good excuse to make way for MPPing SPoland : )
I can't even believe you're trying to pass this off as if you were righteous for this Evry. The Canadians voted DOWN the NE Proposal which was started by one of their Congressmen being allegedly bribed by our government, then you used that as the reasoning to declare Canada the Natural Enemy.
On top of that, you overstep your Constitutional bounds by ORDERING Congress to vote yes on the NE Proposal, treating them like your rubber stamp organization.
When will betraying our allies be enough for you?
No Vote. No Subscription. No Respect.
Also, enough with blaming Canada for damaging our relations or losing MPPs. That is ENTIRELY your fault and the fault of the previous administration for trying to betray our allies to work with Spain and Poland. Canada did the RIGHT THING by exposing you for the kind of traitor you are to our country and the long term damage from that betrayal weighs on your shoulders and not on theirs.
The loss of our MPPs was also your fault Evry. You made the choice in less than three minutes to launch a retaliatory NE Proposal WITHOUT FACT CHECKING. If you had actually down your job, would have known that the NE Proposal was rogue, however in your blind drive for war in revenge, you made the critical FAILURE as our leader to jump the gun.
So stop playing the blame game for your own colossal failures and own up to them. They're your legacy, so own them. Stop being so petty.
it was kinda a big coincidence that your NE and Executive Order was proposed by Evry a couple minutes after ours
like it was planned that way or something
ah well...does this mean when you guys own us ill get all the region bonuses
o7
The question is wether it was intentionaly. Did the US ask the Canadian government/congress what was going on? If not, I'd say that the US is the aggressor. Actually, if they didn't ask they're just fighting over a troll in the Canadian congress, and this whole conflict has no context or foundation.
Can someone please knock the USA off its pedestal.
I really don't care about this, because this is only a game and if somebody can't grasp that it's their problem BUT this kind of thinking/writing is a product of VERY disturbed and dangerous individual.
We saw through history few insane people with similar thinking, and we know how big impact they made in human history, in a bad way.
I'm only glad that this is a work of pimple face child, no lifer if you wish so he can't do any real damage.
Wow, how quickly the US administration turns on its friends. Shame.
all this is LOL TBH
While we are having our big brother pummel us into the ground is daddy gonna come home and spank you?
If anything then it seems that USA Congress has mostly cleared up of sanity. Its sort of new level of arrogance to accuse others for it as well. Perhaps before you go "teaching" others some order would be required on your home as well.
i laughed so long on a thought how "small bro" Canada made USA Congress/Exec screw themselves so hard and looking so damn stupid...
I like how Evry definitely didn't even think/discuss about the possibilities that the second eUS loses most of its MPPs, it could easily be taken down by the rest of the eWorld. Oh, if this starts another invasion of the eUSA, just let me be the one to have called it.
Really. This is the best you can come up with.
So sad.
You show no leadership at all.
Oh my god. Evry stop writing articles. It's painfull to read how you twist reality.
lololol
Propaganda Maxima = IMPEACH
Canada, by my side
lol usual crap dished out by eUSA - the righteous do gooders of the eWorld. Always ready to punish errant nations and follow the nonsense with extreme propaganda...however baseles sit may be.
Now thats some serious belief in crap... has to come all the way from the heart.
LOL'd
They made you lose your MPP's? So it was only Canadians who listened to your executive order to vote up the NE against Canada? Who are you? Kyle Broflovskis Mum? Blame Canada? Hurr Durr, you get worse evry day.
You are not my friend.
and when i think I told people to vote for you, cause I thought you deserve it....