20 condom jokes and some congress stuff pfffttt
mwcerberus
UKPP I am your snake (5), your fish (10) and your tank (17)
Yes every party has one and I’m yours and we all know people like to display their tool (8 )
To reveal their joker (7) to string up their meat (15)
If you want my real reasons you will find them here sandwiched between 2 jokes.
I’m active everyday, I care about the eUK and I’m a cunning plan maker who will put his plan making skills to the benefit of the eUK.
Don’t worry it’s over the seriousness ends here
BONUS PICS
Texting the wrong person goes right for a change
Divorce begins here
My plan should you put me low on the list
Comments
Hilarious xD
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lmao voted
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rofl 😃
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in for the win...
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Divorce one is good : )