2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Coffee Summary - 4 August
Zheng He
For all you 2-clickers out there, I'm starting this quick summary of the state of eUSA in the mornings. I've been surprised and disappointed by the dearth of information and battle orders in the morning. This will be quick and concise. For deeper analysis, go elsewhere.
Again, we got our collective butts kicked overnight. I woke up to find we lost DC, Nebraska, and Oregon. From what I read from the eDoD, none of those are important but it would be nice to win sometimes. DC is an emotional loss and Oregon was our last west coast region. Yesterday I asked a couple of people how Portugal can attack DC from WV and found the erep maps do not match the RL maps. Go figure. Also, Russia is attacking Wyoming, Portugal is attacking Maryland and Indonesia is attacking Arkansas (UPDATE: Indonesia just attacked Texas). Here is a nice map that's updated regularly:
http://www.egobba.de/
A new problem is not nearly enough ecitizens fought yesterday. Even if eDoD doesn't tell us where, fight somewhere! If nothing else, you build up experience points. Everybody please "4-click": Work, train, fight, heal!
A frustration for us 2-clickers is the lack of early morning battle orders. Once again, day dawns on the east coast with no direction. I'm guessing they'll send us to MD, although AR has a bigger wall, and what does a lowly corporal know?
Enough about fighting. Tomorrow is the presidential election. The best info I've seen is Astra Kat G's Shining in the Darkness
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Thanks for the update, ZH!!
Ahem, no Portuguese allowed here!! How'd you guys get from West Virginia to DC anyway, submarines down the Potomac?
Let's look at this realistically. For every state we lose, we lose more industry, tax revenue, and two-clickers. Those of us who are aware of our predicament have circled the wagons in two "Alamo" states.
In plain words, we have 1/2 the strength that we had two weeks ago, and it diminishes by the day.
Great work, Zheng.
..You've brewed the coffee. Now my brain has AH-WOKEN!
Thanks Dell Fargus, I agree 100%! We need to get information out to these guys so they can move. Chris Wilson helped a lot by handing out moving tickets for the government, but I think a lot of folks never knew (he helped me move from KY to FL before Portugal-pukes got there).
Glad you're awake, Blue Holt 🙂. Don't forget to fight before RL-work.
Whoops! A "kick" in our coffee ... Indonesia just attacked Texas ... which is real and which is a feint, Arkansas or Texas?
I'm suddenly overcome by a warm and fuzzy feeling. Is it the fact that someone has actually linked back to my little newspaper due to the (hopefully) awesome content contained therein? ...nah, it's probably the coffee. 😃 Thanks, Zheng! It should be 4-click, though... including Heal. 😉
Thanks, Astra-Kat! Glad you're warm and fuzzy, and yes your newspaper is awesome! And thanks for the healing correction, doh!
Nice, I'll keep subscribed to this one. Voted as well!
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