Election Results are "in"
Gnilraps
Department of Politics
Day 1,506 of the New World
4 January 2012
16 Shells declares Oblige the winner for PoTUS January 5, 2012!
With 0% of precincts reporting, and
0% of the popular vote counted, and
0% of the "electoral vote" amassed (work with me here, ok?)...
16 Shells is projecting that Federalist Candidate Oblige has won the CP elections and is the next President of the eUnited States of America.
Thanks to the recent Real Life Iowa Caucuses, polling data has never been more accurate in determining a winner based on a limited collection of results.
But using the latest technology, new math, and 16 Shells' own proprietary election results analyzer (known as "the disgronificationizer"), it can be stated unequivocally that Oblige has proven victorious.
In light of Oblige's victory, 16 Shells is STRONGLY RECOMMENDING that voters cast their vote for Gulden Draak.
It is a matter of national security that Gulden Draak finish in second place behind Oblige. As the only other sensible candidate among those who received party endorsements, it is important that if Oblige were impeached or banned from the game, Gulden Draak be the second place candidate (who would automatically become PoTUS.)
So 16 Shells is heartily endorsing that you cast your vote for Gulden Draak.
And meanwhile, in case you hadn't noticed, there is no better Militia choice for you than Easy Company.
16 Shells has compared every Militia and it is determined that the fastest pathway to military strength and independence is Easy Company.
So consider joining EZC today.
Apply here
Have we mentioned how important it is for you to cast your vote for Gulden Draak tomorrow?
Ok, good.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking
Comments
I'd agree with you there
Voted 😉
Thanks
Never had a doubt that you should vote for Gulden!
Oblige is a one term president.
Vote a Sir!
~hyuu~
Oblige is a jerk.
Voted! Smart you didn't even have to mention PtH.
I was one of the few left who hadnt yet subbed to your paper. Well now I did, you also got the vote today but my tomorrows vote has Draaks name written on it!
100% agree and voted hard.
Somebody on here still can't seem to pull their panties out of their va... nevermind.
Of course, Feds can't get their panties in a bind... because when you are P/H who needs undergarments?
"16 Shells has compared every Militia and it is determined that the fastest pathway to military strength and independence is Easy Company."
How is that?!
Voted.
^ Well, perhaps that was a bit of hyperbole... But... our weapons PLUS Food supply makes us a pretty tough act to follow...
and @ ct_gabriel, check my last article... I gave ST6 props...
V
Dewey defeats Truman!
lol.
When Draak comes in first, I'm gonna laugh
Voted
Unity through Oblige!!!!!!
Failmaxxx
I heard Oblige made a deal with Pizza?
I love it when people call it like it is. For example, PtH called himself a Failmaxxx. Couldn't have said it better myself buddy!!
SHM FOR POTUS!!!
as seen at tonight's Pony Express, in the Political Articles (non-candidates) section:
16 Shells: Election Results are "in"
POTUS Articles & More
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1939520/1/20
SHM FOR POTUS!!!
x2
Ah election time banter. Gawd I love it.
Yup
I've never seen so many supposedly level-headed people scared of one person. Interesting, indeed.
Voted!
I'm pretty sure the Avengers are on even keel with EZC. Strength is not in numbers but by sheer ferocity and and brute force. Our supplies are pretty close as well. Not too shabby without the gov. handouts. Also he's not NEXT. He's the incumbent being re-elected. Semantics I know....
Indeed! The sheep have spoken!
A day without Pizza is a day. Let's have 31 of them this month.
BAAAA
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed
voted
Admin, please add a new button
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-button1-1939769/1/20
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