Frerk is frerking the frerk out of the eUK
Frerk
Hello again, United Kingdom. It's me, Emperor Frerk(See what I did there?), calling. Some of you might know me as the immovable object, the administrator on the UK's forums that will ban anyone if they get out of line and don't follow the rules. Some of you might know me as a Former President of the United Kingdom, some of you might know me as the Grand Puba on the IRC channels, or as that guy who has a rather morbid music taste.
Either way, I've been doing what I can for this country for a very long time. I've been in just about every position this country has to offer, including President, and I currently am Minister of Defence (along with my Hermano).
And now I'm running for President. My goals are simple, and so is my campaign. It's time to just get things done. We need to stop dividing ourselves to a point where no one wants to do anything for anyone else. We need to come together, be cohesive where it matters (especially in places like battles so we can, you know, win a few here and there), and generally just perform. Competition is great, in small amounts. It reminds me of weed in that regard.
At my side will, of course, be Dishmcds, whom I regard as my brother, and with whom I share a mind. He has been a president more times than I can count on one hand, and has been in charge of so many ministries, alliances and armies that he should probably be running instead of me.
So, in the coming days, we'll outline just what we plan on doing to, er, for this great country. I would like to thank the awesome members of the United Kingdom Reform Party for putting their trust in me yet again, and hope that each of you will to.
Sincerely,
Frerk
The Man with the Master Plan
Comments
frerk'd
FRERKAMAXX
Frerking A
Frecking!!!
frerk for Frerking UK
Hail Frerk! o/
Frerk for president. o/
http://vimeo.com/28507463
Horice \o
I AM INVALIDATION HEAR ME ROAR!
Horice, if you understood what he actually says you would be really laughing your ass off.
That film
Is so funny
\O/
Frerking Frerk for frerking prime minister of the frerking UK.
Voted
Frerk yea!
Ferky-Jerky!
All this Frerk instead of f**k jokes are really starting to get on my frerking nerves.
When the going gets tough, Frerk gets going.
It's Poobah, not Puba fyi
No it's not o_O?
Certainly, in my opinion, the stronger of the two candidates to announce themselves so far! Best of luck to you, Frerk!
^-^
Frerking A
Poobah is right, Puba is a rapper, Pumbaa is a warthog
Dish just likes someone to press the buttons for him, tbh
frerking hell what a jolly frerkish article this is.
Voted for Dish.
inb4 winning presidency then going afk for 3 weeks
Was actually planning on disappearing on the 6th.
Maybe Frerk can rob Fort Knox. I know he is good in such things. An experienced guy Frek is. 😉
I voted Frerk once before, and he disappeared half way through his term. What I really wouldn't want to see is a Frerk+Dish combination in the hotseat - just look at what's happened to the MoD with those 2.
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