Frerk is frerking the frerk out of the eUK

Day 1,409, 12:14 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Frerk

Hello again, United Kingdom. It's me, Emperor Frerk(See what I did there?), calling. Some of you might know me as the immovable object, the administrator on the UK's forums that will ban anyone if they get out of line and don't follow the rules. Some of you might know me as a Former President of the United Kingdom, some of you might know me as the Grand Puba on the IRC channels, or as that guy who has a rather morbid music taste.

Either way, I've been doing what I can for this country for a very long time. I've been in just about every position this country has to offer, including President, and I currently am Minister of Defence (along with my Hermano).

And now I'm running for President. My goals are simple, and so is my campaign. It's time to just get things done. We need to stop dividing ourselves to a point where no one wants to do anything for anyone else. We need to come together, be cohesive where it matters (especially in places like battles so we can, you know, win a few here and there), and generally just perform. Competition is great, in small amounts. It reminds me of weed in that regard.

At my side will, of course, be Dishmcds, whom I regard as my brother, and with whom I share a mind. He has been a president more times than I can count on one hand, and has been in charge of so many ministries, alliances and armies that he should probably be running instead of me.

So, in the coming days, we'll outline just what we plan on doing to, er, for this great country. I would like to thank the awesome members of the United Kingdom Reform Party for putting their trust in me yet again, and hope that each of you will to.

Sincerely,
Frerk
The Man with the Master Plan