The 300 - Prepare for Glory!

Day 141, 15:38 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Dio Brando

(The last article is bugged and unreadable by some, post comments here instead)

Pakistanians, our time has finally come. It's time to organize an army. I, Dio, will personally lead you in my mortal form.

I will gather 300 of Pakistans fine warriors to serve as my personal guard. If you want to sign up, post a reply here, offering yourself to me. If you just want to comment, post in the press release instead

* Total devotion
* A strength level of 4 or more
* Subscribtion to this newspaper

So, Pakis, answer me once again: What is your profession?