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18 Reasons Why NOT To Leave eRepublik

Day 1,324, 19:55 • Published in Philippines

• by Swagger McSwag

Dear People Who Are Leaving Or Planning To Leave The Game,

Before you do, please read this first.

As I write, I'm eating a bowl of whole wheat fettuccine in red sauce. It has a dash of cinnamon. Mmm mmm mmm. Delish.

I have some advice for you before you leave: don't.

At least, not completely.

I once left this game...

...for a year almost to the day before I came back.

And I regret it a little.

If I hadn't left I'd probably be General by now, be ridiculously strong, and so forth. xD

But, you know, that's just one of the reasons, and it's really not a big deal compared to the others.

So, I present you with...

27 Reasons Why NOT To Leave eRep

1. It's just a game. At one point, or, for some of us, at all points, of our eLife, we might have taken this game a little too seriously. And that might have caused us to feel burnt out and make us leave the game.

Bad solution: completely leaving.
Good solution: stop taking it too seriously. Problem solved. You're welcome.

2. Hey, you know what, I suddenly realized I'm running late for that thing I have to not be late for, so I'm just gonna cut off for now and continue this later, but I'll go ahead and jump to #s 32 and 33.

...

32. If you leave, you're a...

...cat. You're a cat.

Oh ho ho. So, you might be indie, and you're reading this right now, and thinking, hey I'm a cat. I can leave. That's no problemo. But oh wait...

33. If you're indie, and you're going to leave...

INDIE PWEDE.

BOYAKASHA!!!