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by Monk Penman
What's the catch?
Do I have to fetch,
Or roll on my back,
And beg?
Sit up and bark,
Race 'round the park,
Raise up my pack,
Or leg?
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Comments
How dare you trick me >😮
Instead of a trick,
I'll give you a lick,
Sly old dog that I am.
A flick of my tail,
And I shall not fail
To uncover a scam.
TEE HEE HEE
whoop whoop! juggalo!
Amusing, as always, you are 🙂
Ha.
No.
I WANT GOLD. >🙁
So if you want gold,
Then dig, so I'm told,
Thus dig in my yard I did.
I dug all alone,
Uncovered a bone,
But gold was very well hid!
Where the heck do you come up with this poetry Monk
Mishkola Hiar😛 Where the heck do you come up with this poetry Monk
From out of my head...
Until I am dead,
So shall I still rhyme
'til I'm out of time!
A wriggling worm on a hook
you see when you carefully look.
It's mighty inviting
to go get a bite in
but somewhere nearby is a crook.
There once was a fella named Dick,
He was pretty smart, and no hick...
His hand on the Book,
"I am not a crook!"
Said he, but was caught in the thick...