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Note: The previous incarnation of this article was reported by AndreasIsaksson on the grounds of porn... even though all the women were clothed. It appears that AndreasIsaksson is allergic to the pussy. And, with that said I will re-publish the portion of the article that did not include beautiful clothed women.

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It’s that time of the month.

You may or may not remember me running (unsuccessfully) for a London seat last month in the House of Commons. Well, this month I'll be running for the Radical Freethinkers Alliance in the West Midlands, the “Heart of England.”

Allow me to reintroduce myself to those of you who may not have heard of me, and to those who have heard of me but do not know much about me.

My name is Longbaugh. I was born on Day 479—Friday the 13th of March, 2009—in the United States (Texas).

You see, my first account was Trey Stancher. When that account was rightfully permabanned for multiple accounts (found here and here) I started this one.



When I reached level 7, I joined the United States Workers Party. I campaigned for scrabman when he ran against Uncle Sam in March of 2009 (and lost, but was later installed as President when Uncle Sam was rightfully-impeached). In August, Uncle Sam went on to be permabanned from eRepublik for being a dirty criminal on a galactic level.

I ran, and won, for the Hawaiian seat in the U.S. Senate in May of 2009. I lost my re-election campaign in June. Throughout that term and my subsequent three terms in Ireland from November to February, I never failed to publish my in-game voting record in this very newspaper.

I left the United States in July following the hysterical and inane reaction to an article I penned directed at the United Independents Party (that link directs you to a GoogleDoc because it was deleted by admin in-game). Essentially, I requested their party president, Ansen, address the matter of their congress member trying to steal god from the United States Federal Reserve. The responses to my article were mostly from-the-hip reactions assuming that Ansen and the UIP hadn't in fact endorsed Robert S. Miller.

Needless to say, Ansen did indeed publish a statement addressing my concerns via the UIP Bulletin. And, as a result, we all learned that the UIP had indeed endorsed Robert S. Miller. I had only requested a response in the effort of transparent politics. However, Ansen and many others (including my own party president Zcia) proceeded to attack me as if I had crossed the line. Amidst the barrage of comments and private messages slamming me for demanding only political transparency... I decided to get the hell out of the United States. I left the eUSA when I learned that the higher you get, the dirtier it gets. I didn't want anything to do with the nation as a whole so I moved to Ireland.

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I was in Ireland for a short time. I worked every day and wrote a few articles (mainly targeted at those Americans who continued to keep me on their to-troll-list). Upon the explosion of WW3 I moved to Indonesia as I was addicted to fighting every day and wanted to fight for the right side in the war.

I lived and worked in Indonesia until the war ended; when I moved back to Ireland (as I had promised). I joined the Irish Union Party and ran three times for a Dublin seat in the Dáil Éireann; winning all three times.

I began to openly break from the Dáil (and its power structure) when the Dáil passed a resolution submitted by patton to sign a mutual protection pact with the United States. I argued that it was a waste of 100 gold, but patton got it passed nonetheless. It never produced one single fight for one single Irish man or woman.

The last straw for me was when the Dáil refused to support the United Kingdom when the United States had reduced her to one region: London. I was enraged by my nation's incredulousness and sheer lack of realistic vision (not to mention way too much RL politics being brought into the discussion) of Ireland. And, when it became clear to me that my influence in the nation's daily dealing was extinguished on account of my foresight, I left.

I contacted GLaDOS (who granted me my permanent citizenship) and my friend GGRyan (party president of the RFA at the time) and I got my citizenship and trusted membership in a party I can believe in. I am, after all, a radical freethinker. Not even my strictest opponents can argue that.

Since the last (and successful) defense of London last month I have been a dedicated member of the armed forces. I served in the Royal Parachute Regiment until it was merged with the Royal Marines to form the Special Forces Support Group in which I currently serve in A Company, Task Force 41.

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As I’ve mentioned before, I plan on staying in the UK for the long term. I’ve had a few Americans PM’ing me sentiments that I should move back. It appears some have misunderstood my previous article (in which I praised Emerick’s last act before he died) as an ideological homecoming. Though it’s absolutely ridiculous for me to have to clarify, I feel I must. In that regard, I have absolutely zero interest in ever returning to the United States. I am a Dioist and I am British and I will remain British. I feel as if I've finally found the perfect mix of politics, culture, and brotherhood that I've always been looking for.

I will always fight for the betterment of the United Kingdom. Secondarily, I will always support Phoenix. I will never lie to any of you. I will never attempt to save-face on my mistakes. I am a freethinking Bulldog to my core. And, I will never fail to publish my in-game voting record in this very newspaper.

Specifically, I feel that the West Midlands needs strong and experienced representation because once v2 hits, "The Heart of England" will automatically become a very important strategic region. If Canada or the United States ever decide to invade us through wee Ireland, the West Midlands will surely become a target on the road to Beast of London.

If you'd like to see my wiki page:
Go Here

For a complete archive of The Long Bow (aside from the deleted article):
Go Here

If you’d like to listen to a radio interview I gave earlier this month in which I talk about my history and the political climate of the UK and the worl😛 Go Here

For a complete in-game voting recor😛
Go Here and Here

Those five links listed above (along with every link in the body of this article) will tell you every single detail of my career in eRepublik. I never have, and I never will have anything to hide.

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So...

on April 25th...


Vote Longbaugh for

Member of Parliament

of the West Midlands!



And do Britain right.