10 years in Purgatory: My eRepublik story.

Day 4,055, 13:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Flaco Jimenez

Well Kids it's been over 10 years since I signed on to this so called game. Beta gave way to V1 which gave way to whatever crappy V we are on now. People have come and gone, truks were trolled, lulz were had by many. But through it all we had Dio and Plato.



I was eborn in Austin, Texas. I served a single term as mayor before they dumped the mayor system in favor of sucking even harder. I left the eUS to find my fortune in Siberia and oil. Then Romania invaded and I lost it all. I didn't speak moonspeak, I couldn't buy Romanian monies to pay my workers, and I couldn't sell what I produced. So I wandered into eIreland.

I like to drink whiskey, I love hot red headed women, and I love to fight. I stayed for a while and made some friends. I wandered off to Canada to help during their first invasion. I propped up the wall and won my first battle hero medal with a whopping 1260 damage points. I stayed after they freed themselves and enjoyed maple syrup and hockey.

I wandered some more and served in Singaporean politics. I even won a Presidential election based on Dio and lulz. I went to Japan, Australia, Romania, Serbia, Brozil, and ended up back in eIreland to stay this time.

I have made some friends, had some lulz, and saw my favorite pupil Chew Chew Shoe troll the UK. Still shed a tear about that lad.

All in all I have paid nothing, and gotten exactly what I have paid for.

I have decided to reward people who make me laugh. So go forth and find things that make me laugh and win imaginary money and/or gold.