10 Things I find funny about eNL Politics
Auggustus
L.S.
Today I have decided to write about the 10 things I find funny about eNL politics!
10 – Its easy to blame it on the opposition party
9 – All parties talk of change, but in truth when they come to power nothing really changes.
8 – MUs are said not to be used as political bargaining tools
7 – Parties love to bash Iron & Wine, however never come with ideas of their own
6 – Everyone has the same general opinion of what needs to be done, but are unwilling to talk with “the enemy”. Also known as VERY short term vision
5 – People who think they are morally superior when in fact they are like the rest
4 – People who want to implement laws that are in no way relevant to the game or able to implement in game
3 – The constitution… need I say more 😉
2 – Language debates… seriously who cares what language… this is English… Dutch translation can be found below.
1 – Iron & Wine is and will always remain the #1 party in the eNL!
Dutch translation
USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE!
VOTE FOR FUN & EXPERIENCE!
VOTE Iron & Wine!
-Auggustus
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I especially liked the cohesion between number 5 and number 1 : )
I find point 5 kinda contradicting the other points aswell as I&W party policy.
i would like to add that for dutch translation u could also use ur brain 😉
Strange points...
Is this all ironical?
1: http://www.erepublik.com/en/rankings/parties/1/31 => 3rd, 3 congress members => 4th
2: Dutch translation is unreadable. "4 - Mensen die willen wetten die op geen enkele wijze relevant zijn voor het spel of in staat te implementeren in het spel implementeren"
3: Yes please. What's your point?
4: I don't get it. Is this about the bribery by the candidate your party supported at the last CP elections?
5: How does this relate to number 1 on your list
6: Who's the enemy? Poland? What use is talking to them? Or do you mean competing parties? They do cooperate with each other regularly...
7: DemNL definitely has ideas of its own. I don't know which party doesn't... As an example let's quote Garmr on a DemNL article: "this article has one original idea". So even your party members disagree with this statement.
8: By whom? (Bad citation => Warning: popularism)
9: There are changes, although I agree this last government did not do much. Which parties were involved in it again? Oh, indeed mr. Vice President, your party is one of those...
10: So? You're not the opposition party, so I don't see what you're complaining about...
Maybe I can add an 11th funny thing? I&W is talking BS through media again... as usual. Well actually this is not funny... rather sad....
I'd like to ask the author two questions:
1. What, exactly, is the purpose of this article?
2. These are general points which cover all parties, including I&W, right?
Do be hating Im just trolling 🙂
So rule number one is a troll. Good that you finally notice 😉
Dutch translation can be found below.
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Dutch translation
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I am cryinng in laughs xD
10 things I think are funny about this:
10 – old and overdue refrain being sung over and over again by the same old people
9 – people seeing what they want to see.
8 – people hearing what they want to hear
7 – projectory on oneself of one's own actions towards others
6 – people obviously not knowing what is really happening
5 – being too arrogant to not take yourself as the standard
4 – being too arrogant to encourage new ideas and enthusiasm
3 – not being open to other people's point of view
2 – not being open to other people's feelings
1 – people being blind for the truth 🙂
What a stupid article.
Trolling = lying which I cannot appreciate. People seem to think that trolling is actually good fun but in fact is quite lame and using trolling to justify publishing such articles is even more lame.
JIJ DOET NIET MEER MEE! 🙂
Regardless of whether he truly believes what he says is right, I think the notion of publishing an article like the above is really funny.
Remember that not all articles are of serious nature. Although one could argue that the seriousness of a recruiting-article will reflect the seriousness of said party's officials.
I&W FTW!!!! Auggy for Emperor of eNL
You may bow to him now!
I SAID NAO!!!!!
Dat is best wel een "dom" artikel Auggustus.
That's a real "dumb" article Auggustus.