10 eCommandments: Revisited
Day 743, 20:19
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by Joey Jackson
The List of eMoral Imperatives
1. Admins are the lord your god, don’t f*** with them.
2. Thou shall not speak out against Admins, lest you become permabanned.
3. Thou shall not work at low wellness unless behind enemy lines.
4. Thou shall work every day, even if you have to find a public library or steal internets from your neighbor, even if that means sitting in the bushes in front of his house because you forgot to pay your communications bill this month.
5. Honor whoever invited you to eRepublik and your elder citizens, except Ajay Bruno, aka Winston L.S. Churchhill.
6. Thou shall not troll or flame, lest you become like a herpe to your fellow citizens.
7. Thou shall not fornicate and create multi-accounts.
8. Thou shall not spam the forums.
9. Thou shall not bear false advertisements of hot babes and fail to deliver.
10. Thou shall vote, comment, and subscribe to the Rhode Island Bikini Watch, lest your junk remains flaccid for all eTernity.
4 out of 5 bikini babes agree, breaking the rules is hot.
1. Admins are the lord your god, don’t f*** with them.
2. Thou shall not speak out against Admins, lest you become permabanned.
3. Thou shall not work at low wellness unless behind enemy lines.
4. Thou shall work every day, even if you have to find a public library or steal internets from your neighbor, even if that means sitting in the bushes in front of his house because you forgot to pay your communications bill this month.
5. Honor whoever invited you to eRepublik and your elder citizens, except Ajay Bruno, aka Winston L.S. Churchhill.
6. Thou shall not troll or flame, lest you become like a herpe to your fellow citizens.
7. Thou shall not fornicate and create multi-accounts.
8. Thou shall not spam the forums.
9. Thou shall not bear false advertisements of hot babes and fail to deliver.
10. Thou shall vote, comment, and subscribe to the Rhode Island Bikini Watch, lest your junk remains flaccid for all eTernity.
4 out of 5 bikini babes agree, breaking the rules is hot.
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Lol... so we shouldn't listen to anything you just said?
Voted and ogled as usual!
Let my people go you damn dirty apes!
What does the 5th bikini babe say?
And I have followed the 10th commandment for a while 🙂
Lt. Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/stars-and-stripes-journal-191155/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/st[..]155/1
ogling is good for the eSoul
RHODE ISLAND BIKIN MAXXXX! lol
Great article, true and funny. nice.
nice 😃
The 5th was blonde.
A little short on bikinis tonight 🙁
Being flaccid is a serious eNational issue.
Please. Vote for the bikini. ~
I approve of this message 😃.
Voted x2!
mjdiv,
RI Senator,
eUS Secretary of Interior
You bastard, I knew clicking that ad was a trap. But now I can't not subscribe.
VOTE i like this girls 😃
Nice trap..haha.
If I might be of assistance, I believe that name is Alessandra Ambrosio. Not "this girl"... noob.
:0P
"Butthead...we're FINALLY gonna SCORE!!!!"
Admins = God
Bikini Babes = Godder
Victoria's Secret Bikini Babes = Goddest!
do i have permission to quote number 4 the next time i am in my neighbor's bush?
The Best 10 eCommandments I have ever heard.
7227, permission granted.
Did mjdiv really post his credentials in that comment??? How ridiculously arrogant.
Mentioning he is the RI senator was relevant.
Joey Jackson,
Executive Editor,
Rhode Island Bikini Watch
Blow me
lol giraffes hahahaha thou should fight at least one battle with at least a Q1 weapon
Longbaugh trolled the 10 commandments. Therefore he is a herpe to us according to commandment #6
also, what happened to the 5th bikini babe, why didn't she agree?