0.5 Free gold and holiday?
Dubster
Today the Noob Tube of North Korea is broadcasting in the US and Canada.
North Korea recently engaged Russia on the US and Canadas behalf, a move that will probably cost us dear but made strategic sense.
This move has rallied support for the Russian PTO of NK and more than 100 Russian immigrants appeared in our ranks today.
City Party has seen off PTO's in the past, however this is no time to lose control of our country.
I will offer 0.5 gold per vote to anyone wishing to help their North Korean Allies. This should more than cover the cost of the moving tickets and wellness lost.
Register to vote in North Korea by contacting me and I will direct you to genuine City Party candidates on election day prepeared to part with some of their gold for their seat.
Regards,
Dubster Pyongan Congressman
Comments
Also rely on the eUSAF to help stave off that PTO request.
Sorry, AmerimaXXX
Go figure. They don't want to divert military effort to actually fighting you, so they're going to cheap and dirty route of attempting to PTO you. Pathetic.
I'll be glad once citizenship comes into play. It won't stop crap like this, but it will surely make it much harder to do effectively.
voters are very welcome. if anyone is coming over, let me know so i can buy you a beer while you are here 🙂
I am not as rich. I am but a mere humble congressman, not a business man or Iron tycoon. But I will offer 0.1 gold to anyone from a foreign nation who votes for me in the Kangwon region.
I know it's not much of an offer, and if I could, I'd offer more. But it is important to me not just that I win, but that City Party retains control of North Korea. PM me after your vote and I'll send the money. Also, please be aware that I do have some gold, but not tons and tons. If it looks like I already have lots (10 is considered 'lots' for a Congressional vote in our nation) of votes already, then go ahead and vote somewhere else. Preferably someone else in City Party.
I have no doubt that my offer is not needed as our friends in America will help us in North Korea because it makes the most strategic sense. If we fall to a PTO, you can kiss the diversion war on Russia goodbye and expect more Cossaks in the States. But, if it helps, I will follow Dubster's lead and offer money if it is needed.
Thanks for all your help guys. Amerimaxxx!