[ZW] PAKISTAN, YOUR PROTIPS ARE OVERDUE
Day 875, 11:29
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by AgentChieftain
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I hate to say it, but it appears that the people of Pakistan have recently lost their way. As of late, I've seen too many articles involving the dubious subject that is Pakistan IRL, and I've even seen debates regarding Pakistan's history and religion being usurped by Pakistan's history and religion outside of eRepublik, which is unacceptable. As the supreme priest of Dioism and vice president of Pakistan, allow me to drop some GamePro-style science on this matter.
1. PROTIP: Islam and all real world religions are implicitly forbidden. Though not mentioned explicity in the rules, articles and policies regarding real religions are indeed forbidden in eRepublik through the Second and Third Citizen Laws. Articles regarding Islam and all non-eRepublik-related religions are considered spam, and many (not all) policies and declarations based off of Islam and all non-eRepublik-related religions are considered extreme. More often than not, involving Islam in eRepublik causes rules to be broken, as is the case with all other real world religions.
2. PROTIP: News regarding Pakistan IRL is explicitly forbidden. Note the difference between "implicit" and "explicit;" all news that doesn't involve eRepublik is considered spam. To the people who have been posting news regarding subjects that do not have relevance in eRepublik (you know who you are): you're breaking the rules. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to see our nation's crime rate skyrocket when the crime itself is small time and easily preventable.
3. PROTIP: Both the United Kingdom and India are our allies. I recently read an article about Pakistan's average strength entering the top 40 in the world (which isn't an achievement considering that we were number 1), and the author chose to specifically compare our military strength to the United Kingdom and India. Put simply, this is sad; neither the UK nor India are of current military significance to Pakistan, and this comparison is entirely arbitrary. Why not compare our strength to that of Sweden, a country that we've been warring with since time began?
I'm currently writing an article about God Emperor Dio Brando's recent victories in Europe and why the officialization of Dioism is important to us and the rest of the world, as it's news relevant to Pakistan and not Pakistan IRL. Your newspaper is not your blog, so please heed these words and create an account on Blogger if you wish to report on IRL Pakistan's news. We've already lost one of our beloved citizens thanks to our rising crime rate, and Pakistan will not advance if its advancement leaves its citizens in its wake.
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I hate to say it, but it appears that the people of Pakistan have recently lost their way. As of late, I've seen too many articles involving the dubious subject that is Pakistan IRL, and I've even seen debates regarding Pakistan's history and religion being usurped by Pakistan's history and religion outside of eRepublik, which is unacceptable. As the supreme priest of Dioism and vice president of Pakistan, allow me to drop some GamePro-style science on this matter.
1. PROTIP: Islam and all real world religions are implicitly forbidden. Though not mentioned explicity in the rules, articles and policies regarding real religions are indeed forbidden in eRepublik through the Second and Third Citizen Laws. Articles regarding Islam and all non-eRepublik-related religions are considered spam, and many (not all) policies and declarations based off of Islam and all non-eRepublik-related religions are considered extreme. More often than not, involving Islam in eRepublik causes rules to be broken, as is the case with all other real world religions.
2. PROTIP: News regarding Pakistan IRL is explicitly forbidden. Note the difference between "implicit" and "explicit;" all news that doesn't involve eRepublik is considered spam. To the people who have been posting news regarding subjects that do not have relevance in eRepublik (you know who you are): you're breaking the rules. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to see our nation's crime rate skyrocket when the crime itself is small time and easily preventable.
3. PROTIP: Both the United Kingdom and India are our allies. I recently read an article about Pakistan's average strength entering the top 40 in the world (which isn't an achievement considering that we were number 1), and the author chose to specifically compare our military strength to the United Kingdom and India. Put simply, this is sad; neither the UK nor India are of current military significance to Pakistan, and this comparison is entirely arbitrary. Why not compare our strength to that of Sweden, a country that we've been warring with since time began?
I'm currently writing an article about God Emperor Dio Brando's recent victories in Europe and why the officialization of Dioism is important to us and the rest of the world, as it's news relevant to Pakistan and not Pakistan IRL. Your newspaper is not your blog, so please heed these words and create an account on Blogger if you wish to report on IRL Pakistan's news. We've already lost one of our beloved citizens thanks to our rising crime rate, and Pakistan will not advance if its advancement leaves its citizens in its wake.
..😣/strong>☪😣/strong> ..😣/strong>☪😣/strong> ..😣/strong>☪😣/strong> ..😣/strong>☪😣/strong> ..😣/strong>☪😣/strong> ..😣/strong>☪😣/strong>
ℙℝ𝕀𝔻𝔼 · ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ · ℙ𝔸𝕂𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕ
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true vote
boated
Voted for the dazzling and miraculous truths this article contains.
You would just look small and weak compared to the great nation of Sweden.
PROTIPS ARE PRO
>great nation
>Sweden
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
>You would just look small and weak compared to the great nation of Sweden.
A man stands tall on his two feet, whereas the Swede stands short on four hooves.
PROTIP: To defeat the Swede, shoot at it until it dies
DIO
DIO
DIO
It was about time someone dropped some pro-tips on Pakistan.
Protip : ZW rocks.
Ac, Islam has only been mentioned in one or two articles at the most. Also, that article picked out India specifically, and not UK. It just had UK in the screenie.
Also, I have been slandering these Swedes🙁Also, when can we have a land brdige to reach Sweden? We've been promised a war with them since, well McBurgers!😉
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>Ac, Islam has only been mentioned in one or two articles at the most.
That is still one or two articles too many, as Islam has no relevance to this game. This is more of a direct response to comments regarding Islam's place in Pakistan being distinguished from Dioism.
>Also, that article picked out India specifically, and not UK. It just had UK in the screenie.
I definitely recall the screenshot omitting the countries between India and the UK, meaning that it was meant to be included for a (rather obvious) reason.
PROTIPPAN
bullshit
>bullshit
[citation needed]
Votato
its my fault
perhaps i have relied too much on you guys for the development of Pakistan, but no one is willing to go ahead from your side.
>but no one is willing to go ahead from your side
I'm dying to hear an explanation of what you meant by this statement.
I cried.
I cheered.
I wet myself.
This was epic.
>"but no one is willing to go ahead from your side."
Perhaps because the Dioist side got as far ahead as Pakistani possible?
DIO would be ashamed.
Spoken as a true Prophet™!
>but no one is willing to go ahead from your side.
Haters gonna hate.
boated
> nonsensical unrelated comment
Oh u.
VOTIP: Vote on quality articles for great justice.
Is Dio's voice
Why not just respect each other? Why not work together to make Pakistan stronger?
unnecessary article i'll call it. Most of the points target a minority of already heavily criticized articles.
Guys who published the article(s) you are referring to were new and were informed of their mistakes. I haven't seen any objectionable material lately.
Someone already published an article about not involving Islam and it's been followed till now.
As for UK and India, you didn't read ALL the articles that were published.
As for news regarding Pakistan IRL, haven't seen any article on that.
Looks like you missed the article posted yesterday about Islamaphobia that was deleted.
The problem is that when an article is deleted because of the reasons Agent specified the assumption seems to be phobia rather than acknowledging that it broke the rules as seen in the article posted yesterday.
> 2. PROTIP: News regarding Pakistan IRL is explicitly forbidden.
Didn't they drop that rule ?
> India are our allies
What about Serbia?
> What about Serbia?
Serbia is bro, they lend the mighty eye patch.
PRIDE!
PROTIPS!
PAKISTAN!
This Article is generating more religious debate itself.. Hence coming in conflict with eRepublik laws due to the debate it is generating is RL Religion based
In my opinion both sort of articles should be avoided.
Secondly New players that come to pakistan are from Pakistan mostly when they come across this game. In RL they are used of using name "Islamic Republic" We as Mature and sensible players should guide them rather then bashing them for doing something unintentionally or they are new to erepublik. A small pm can explain them.. posting articles like this is generating debate itself..
quality article
Maybe it is time to review the new citizen message?
>Maybe it is time to review the new citizen message?
indeed, as its under my supervision and we will be presenting it within 2-3 days,
>This Article is generating more religious debate itself.. Hence coming in conflict with eRepublik laws due to the debate it is generating is RL Religion based
flawed argument is flawed
Read my second comment this article is reaction to mistake committed by ePakistani babies. Rather then being helpful it is not appropriate to bash them. Rather then making a huge article take 2 mins of your time and send them pm with a link and say nicely "😉ont bring RL religious stuff as it is in conflict with eRepublik laws"
Are you guys from 4chan or something?
The way you guys talk just shows it. .___.
Sure is slowpoke round here.
:3
So true.
DIO
DIO
DIO
>Are you guys from 4chan or something?
/v/
/v/akistan forever!!!!
I find it quite ironic you reside in an eCountry that in real life, bears the title, "Islamic Republic of Pakistan," and can still be so Islamaphobic! I also find this to be semi-Muslim bashing as your forsaking us for using the true title of a country, (you have no problem with people calling the USA the United States, even though in game it's the USA) but when Pakistani Muslims use their countries true name in truly secular form, let's bash them. That's just wrong! Why not live in the USA (wouldn't want to break a quasiretarded rule, eh?) if you feel that way?
There are no religions in eRepublik, only Dioism.