[ZW] ENGLAND, IT'S TIME TO ACCEPT DIO

Day 857, 18:14 • Published in United Kingdom Pakistan • by AgentChieftain


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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I believe it's in fair order for you britfags to accept Dio Brando as your God Emperor.

Pakistani have been emigrating to the United Kingdom since the beginning of V1, and some of them have even served as your Prime Ministers. Isn't it in due order for you all to acknowledge your religion? I mean, it's been over two years now, and the United Kingdom still hasn't joined Switzerland, Russia, India, China, and Pakistan as an official Dioist nation. Isn't it about time?

If you're part of the minority that hasn't accepted Dio into your heart, then you can acquaint yourself with the one true god on the Wiki by reading the good Book. In the event that reading isn't really your thing, you can contact a Dioist such as myself to give you a taste of what's been missing from your life as well. Furthermore, you can sign this article or send messages to the powers that be to ensure that the Good News is heard from Cornwall to Glasgow (you can choose whether to tell the Welsh or not).

And what about this whole "voting on the King" thing I've been hearing about? Why has Dio Brando been excluded from his rightful place as God-King Dio I of the United Kingdom? Seriously, Brits, you need to start carrying your own weight when it comes to spreading peace around the world.


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