[ZW] AHSAN SHAHBAZ SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT [EDITORIAL]

Day 864, 17:33 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I am worried. Worried and frightened. In two days, the fate of the entire country will be at stake, and it seems that I'm the only one who knows. As someone who has served as our country's president for eight terms, a number only surpassed by the God Emperor himself, there is no person closer to Pakistan's pulse than I. Therefore, I feel it is imperative that I warn the people of Pakistan when I find trouble in our country, and that is exactly why I am writing this article today.

More likely than not, Ahsan Shahbaz will be elected as president of Pakistan tomorrow. This is fact, and no amount of campaigning will change the fact that the Pro Pakistani Party will vote him into office. As it stands, however, Ahsan is not fit to be president of our country. This truth might be a shock to many of you, especially those of you in the Pro Pakistani Party whom keep in touch with me on a regular basis, but I must present to you the following hypothetical scenario:

Imagine Fruitcommando as the President of Pakistan.

Think about this for a while. Consider all of the animosity between Fruitcommando and Ahsan Shahbaz in the past two weeks. Now, imagine what would happen if either of these men came to power during a critical point in this feud. Think of all the damage that would be wrought between Vento Aureo and the Pro Pakistani Party. Think about the time that will be wasted in petty arguments over absolutely nothing. Think of all the progress that will be undone for their selfish aims instead of the aims of the country. Not a pretty thought, right?

Exactly.


Let us turn the clock back to my most recent term as president. Nobody argued in the political arena, and both parties worked together for the sake of Pakistan. I, as president of our country and party president of Vento Aureo, and pak_land, as party president of the Pro Pakistani Party, worked together on every issue that was presented to our nation, and great strides were made in the advancement of our country.

Let us now fast forward a bit to pak_land's term as president. For his first week in office, pak_land continued the economic initiatives that I had set forth. Then, Fruitcommando ran unopposed and was elected as the president of Vento Aureo, and Ahsan Shahbaz returned to the game and was elected as party president of the Pro Pakistani Party. Their resulting feud dominated Pakistan's media for two weeks straight. Remember how nothing was accomplished for Pakistan while this feud ensued? Remember how much of pak_land's term in office was wasted because said time was wasted mediating arguments between Ahsan and Fruit?

I, for one, remember, and I don't want it to happen again. No matter which side of the feud you fancied, neither Ahsan Shahbaz nor Fruitcommando handled the dispute in a civil manner. Not once. Neither of them are capable of settling their differences with each other, and both of them are equally guilty of prolonging the dispute rather than settling it like gentlemen. Even though both sides claim that this dispute is over, the animosity continues in virtually all of the same places, and it will continue well after Ahsan is given political power over the entire country, if not explode into full-blown war between Vento Aureo and the Pro Pakistani Party.

Is this what you want? Stagnation and lack of progress fueled by an explosion in tensions between our parties? Do you really want to shit all over the progress we've made in the last two months for the sake of Ahsan gaining an upper hand in his feud with Fruitcommando? Well, then you're more than welcome to vote for Ahsan Shahbaz and ensure our country's demise, or you could do the equivalent and give all our military secrets to EDEN and the Swedes.

For those of you who do not want to see Pakistan's destruction, I recommend voting for someone else.


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